Meanest things you've ever done to your villagers?

Well once when I was bored, I dug holes around my villagers and watched as they tried to ping me. While they're fishing, I'd hit them with the toy hammer because I find their eyes funny. I have a picture of Freckles somewhere on my 3DS of it, and for some reason I find it hysterical.
 
I told my villagers via bulletin board that is was okay (and actually advised) to throw stones at Flo. Strangely enough, she asked to move away not long after.
 
I'm planning on kicking Julian out even though he's under the impression that we're bffls and he's been in my town since the very beginning. Didn't feel so scummy until last night when he decided to give me his picture and I'm still plotting his eviction :(
 
Making them believe I actually liked them, when really I hated them and wanted them to get out of my face
And yeah I'm thinking about you, Freckles
 
One of the first things I did when I started the game was write a bulletin notice that said something along the lines of "All non-bird villagers must get out!" There was one bird villager at the time too.
Yup.

Also, the other day, I got tired of chasing around Flo for Uchi public works projects so I boxed her in using holes so I knew exactly where she was at all times. :I
 
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I started up a hobby I like to call digging holes around my villagers and special visitors to trap them when I feel like it.
I know I already posted here but that was a long time ago, and I just started this hobby, it is fun! (Patty keeps on escaping though -_-)
 
Well, I've never really been mean to MY villagers, but I do enjoy terrorizing the residents of dream towns. This probably reached its peak yesterday.

I was in one of THOSE dream towns. (You know, the one that follows you around in the suggestions on YouTube?) Suddenly, I was like "Nah man, 2serious4me" and adjourned to bop everyone on the head with the Hammer. I then made a little pen out of bushes, trees, bamboo and holes. I proceeded to push Cobb, Lucky and Coco into it and sealed them in there... but not before planting some pitfalls in there. Then, I spent some time screaming in their ears with the Megaphone whenever they walked near enough to the edge until a player-villager with a mummy mask walked over. We shared a laugh at their pitifulness and then I shouted random gibberish into the megaphone to see if I could accidentally pronounce his name, but it didn't work. Then I tracked down Wendell and shoved his fat butt into a pitfall on the north side of town before going over to Luna... whose name I screamed into her ear a few times. Then I flopped down on the (probably soaked) bed and told her to wake me up so I can get my gold trophy from Nat.

Problem, Japan?
 
every day i made half my villagers mad and kept any present they gave for me to deliver and told that person they opened it.
 
I pushed Jambette into a pitfall and then kept bopping her on the head with a hammer! I kept trying to hit her as she walked away haha
 
The meanest thing I've ever done to a villager in acnl was when I entered Fang's house RIGHT before his bed time, I did it because I wanted to know if he's gonna kick me out so he can sleep but he didn't!! I felt really bad and left after 5 minutes.

Another one was when I dug up holes all over the town on an attempt to trap villagers and catch some conversations. It took me around an hour with utter fail results. But I found it funny when fang and skye eould *shrug* to each other that was hilarious
 
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I can't bring myself to be mean to villagers. Even if I hate them. I even feel dreadful after I trap them for PWP's.

I mean just look at them....

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They are like...let me out...and Derwin is like...I actually love being trapped....(Or maybe they are doing the conga its hard to tell...?)
 
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I...can't. Like, I just can't do it. I didn't want Big Top and he moved in on a pear grove, but he's so adorable that I didn't have the heart to hurt him, even though I was soooo mad about it. (He was a Streetpass from a RL friend who ACNLs with me.)
 
I tell my villagers "okay" when I mean "NO!" when they ask me to catch a fish or bug :p
 
I go on my pattern mule that I named after my boyfriend and bully all my villagers for fun.

I also bullied Pinky a lot when she was still here cuz she just gave me this faux-kindness vibe. Hit her with the toy hammer, trapped her near the river, yelled in her ear with the megaphone, all that fun stuff!
 
i used to push a rlly ugly villager into pitfalls every day and hit them constantly and push them all the time and send them ... really aggressive letters

ah it was rocket ew i hated her ijgdhbjdfjdsofsopd
 
Broffina def deserved all the horrible things I did to her, every time she *accidentally* falls into a pitfall seed hole I really want to bury her alive. When I get achhd I will turn her place into a bdsm room, if only....
 
I usually forget to do the bug/fish requests that villagers ask me to, and then I feel like a jerk for forgetting. ^^""

The meanest thing I've ever done is send a very strongly worded letter to Walt the 5'oclock shadow redneck kangaroo.
 
I once spent an entire day being a complete jerk to Freckles after i saw her come out of her house at 9am. i started off by repeatably smacking her with my toy hammer while i was pushing her to my little gulag area and then i trapped her in holes and put pitfalls in front of her while continuing to hit that ugly duck face for the rest of the day... i also did this when i was at Anime Expo last year and the people who saw this were laughing so hard they called me "Duck Slayer" ... i'm not gonna lie, i liked that name...
 
Locked Tammy in my basement with her tied up to my lab table. Tickled her feet with a feather for hours at a time for months. She doesn't talk much now just kind of twitches a lot when I pass her in town.
 
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