Meanest things you've ever done to your villagers?

I usually only ignore annoying villagers :---( The only one I've been really mean to is Hazel because I hated her and pushed her into pitfalls and beat her with the net ...
 
accidentally hit poor lily 5 times with a toy hammer before i realized it just wasnt going to work, and i should probably have put it away before trying to talk to her... xD
 
On my first town I had Pietro in my town, I now know that he is for whatever creepy reason popular. But I absolutely hated him and wanted him to go away asap. So i'd constantly push him into pitfalls and hit him with nets and send him very inappropriate letters. Thankfully he ended up moving after 2 weeks.
 
I don't remember an a specific event, but yesterday while playing hide and seek Fauna asked me to hang out at her house and I said "Yeah, sure." because I thought she we were going to set a time, but NOOO; she started following me around until I found every single villager. When the game ended she was nowhere to be seen, and just when they gave me my price a text apperead, like if she was shouting from somewhere: "I told you to wait but you never did! Don't worry about hanging out today." It broke my heart.
Funny thing she dropped at my house like ten minutes later though...

Oh! And when I tortured little Buck for building his house over my perf peach tree...yeah, those were the days...
 
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i used to *Bop* ricki on the head- (with a net) all day- everyday.. sadly.. i still do;

mainly because he keeps telling me he's going to leave; and ends up staying XD
 
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Hahaha I knew I couldn't be the only one to do this! I use the megaphone to call out my villagers when they're right next to me. Needless to say, they are not pleased by this.

yessss. it's the best. i'd do it loads to him and he'd be super angry all the time. it was awesome.
 
On Halloween I would hit the same house multiple times.

*Puts on werewolf mask*
Curlos: Ahh, take this candy and leave me alone!
*Exits house, immediately go back in*
Curlos: Oh no a werewolf! Take this candy and please go!
*Exits house, immediately go back in*

It's a good way to get a lot of candy, I even kept a list of all my villagers' fears in a letter. The rest of the year my mayor is nice to everyone, even villagers I hate, but on Halloween none were safe from my abuse of their short-term memory loss... Not even Fauna...
 
Prince moved into my town from my brother's town early on and the longer he stayed the more I didn't like him, after about two months he told me he was going to move, however the next day this happened

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I kept him trapped in the upper right corner every day until he moved out. strangely enough my brother took him back and Prince placed his house in the upper right corner of my brother's town.
 
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The worst I do to my villagers is befriend them in order for them to ping me to leave.
 
Well, the meanest things I've ever pulled out for my villagers are a bit more creative than just the standard random net smash on their heads.

One day, Peaches asked me to bring a furniture. I brought the smallest furniture to her, and she asked me a slightly bigger one. Gave her one net smash. Then, I brought a bigger one, and guess what? She wanted bigger than that! The real kicker here is that she never mentioned the exact size she actually wanted. She managed to waste my time by doing this annoying trick on me. In return, I gave her 6 hits to her noggin and send 4 harsh letters. I called her a "sunburnt horse", dissed her for having a "Tastes Like Diabetes" color, lied about the fact she plays nothing but Barbie dolls, wasted her time and subtly told her she's about to die. She might be not treating these letters seriously enough, but that's my feeling against Peaches.
 
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Oh!

I didn't do this, personally, but I saw someone that would send their villagers shovels and stuff and tell them to dig their own graves. It was genius.

Also, I torture Ken with fruit furniture by having a room full of fruit furniture. The same dialog pops up- "blah blah functional piece of furniture blah blah you can eat it! you mean it's not edible? wahh tricked again"

I like dat psychological torture. It's what gets me out of bed in the morning. And because Ken's a smug, he takes rejection pretty harshly. That's a nice thing, too. But he loves the ground I walk on, so. No hard feelings.
 
Oh!

I didn't do this, personally, but I saw someone that would send their villagers shovels and stuff and tell them to dig their own graves. It was genius.

Also, I torture Ken with fruit furniture by having a room full of fruit furniture. The same dialog pops up- "blah blah functional piece of furniture blah blah you can eat it! you mean it's not edible? wahh tricked again"

I like dat psychological torture. It's what gets me out of bed in the morning. And because Ken's a smug, he takes rejection pretty harshly. That's a nice thing, too. But he loves the ground I walk on, so. No hard feelings.

This post made my week. :') So twisted and perfect.
 
During the bug-off Diana was about to catch a bug when I run past and caught it instead. She was pretty shocked then she got angry and I couldn't talk to her for while...
 
Back in Wild World, I would write clever little letters to Nan that hinted at eating her, but never explicitly said it. However, I love Nan. Consider this more of a jest between friends than actually being mean.

Annabelle on the other hand...I don't like her. One day she kept pinging me for fruit, so I kept giving her rotten pears, lol.
 
I'm never really "mean' to my villagers, but on one of my past towns I gave Zucker a rotten fruit by accident. It made me feel so bad!
 
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