Giveaway -Make me laugh!- 5M Bells

[TheOneCherry]

Alright..I'll try...

----

Alright, so a guy walks into a bar, and then walks out.

thats it

----

That moment when you realize the amount of logic in Animal Crossing is as odd as fitting 15 world recordly sized biggest Sharks without getting a single bite mark..oh wait

----

This is a joke. ahaha. very funny. Im going to eat donuts now

----

How Animal Crossing was made:

Random guy:Hey! Creator! Sakurai?? SAKURAIIIIIIIIII
Creator:....uhh, what isa it..
Random guy:Whats your next game for the Gamecube?
Creator:I know! I'll create a game where you get money trees, you plant shovels to make them golden, You can hold 15 mount everests in your pockets, Everyone except us is animals that talk, walking octopus, furniture are leaves, and even catch golden bugs made of money! I'll call it Animal Crossing!

best idea ever, 10/10

 

[Beary]

Want to hear something about procrastination?
You do?
I'll tell you later.

 

[lolparrot]

When did the hipster drink his coffee?
Before it was cool
idc If I'm late I just wanted to say that XD

 

[Little Rosie]

Say 'One smart fellow, he felt smart' over and over really fast. c:

 

[alesha]

'Police joke' page 2

 

[MannyK]

So.. What's the deal with airplane food

 

[cIementine]

There was a woman who fell into a coma during pregnancy. When she woke up, she was no longer pregnant. She gave birth whilst in a coma. Her brother named the fraternal twins while she was unconscious. Upon finding out, she asked for their names.
"Brother, what did you call the girl?" she asked. "Deniece." He replied. She thought the spelling was unusual but she thought the name was nice. "And the boy?"
"Denephew"

 

[CrazyCat42]

I know it's over but I like sharing jokes.

Hey, I'm Schrodinger and this is crazy.
But here's a sealed box. The cat lives, maybe.



A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."

 

[hailee]

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Have you seen Finnick?
Odair he is.

How to Twerk:
Step 1: Reconsider

 

[Macabre]

Got this off Internet! It's cute funny lol.

 

[oh mah gah]

my sister and I were eating breakfast and she told me that waffles are pancakes with abs

 

[Beary]

my sister and I were eating breakfast and she told me that waffles are pancakes with abs

why have I never seen this before

 

[badcrumbs]

I know it's over but I like sharing jokes.

Hey, I'm Schrodinger and this is crazy.
But here's a sealed box. The cat lives, maybe.



A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."

Bahahaha, I love cheesy science jokes. Nice.

Here's one of my favorites related to yours:
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesnt.

 

[Nekanine]

does it have to be a joke? like are we allowed funny pictures or gifs?xO

 

[CiceroCF]

lol the contest is over, but you can do whatever you like, lol

 

[Nekanine]

oh il save my pictures for later xD

 

[Prabha]

Person 1: Hey! Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person 2: .. Um I don't know.

Person 1: To get to the idiot's house!

Person 2: well.. That wasn't very funny.

Person 1: fine. Knock Knock!

Person 2: (sighs) WHOS there?

Person 1: THE CHICKEN!!!!

Person 2: UUUUUGGGHHH YOUUUUU!


(Hope you enjoyed my joke! )

Edit: oh wait... I'm late.. ugh darn