Giveaway -Make me laugh!- 5M Bells

[crossinganimal]

.....24!

#Spongebobreference
sorry i had to..xD

 

[classically.trained]

I didn't even know you copied it Dx
Anyway, thanks.
Top joker (at the moment): Popsy

Yeah I saw someone post it on gamefaqs a while back. So if I post one I come up with myself will it be eligible? Or did the one I posted above count as my joke?

 

[Ninja_Fridge]

ok so i have a bad joke but i cant think of anything else

Police:911 whats your emergency
boy:i forgot my locker combo and cant get in
Police: I am sorry but i don't know it
Boy: WHat, But your 911 you are supposed to help people with emergencies

 

[Popsy]

You can make as many jokes in one post,alesha was posting multiple jokes in various posts

Ohhh right, thank you! xD

 

[Bleeborg]

This one is dirty but its the best joke I can think of. One of my best friends told me it.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a big jar of cash on the counter. He goes to the barkeep and asks "How do I get that?" The bar keep replies "If you complete these 3 challenges you get the jar of money, and the entrance fee is 20 bucks" The guy puts 20 bucks in the jar and asks "What are the challenges?" The barkeep replies "First you have to drink this entire keg" The guy does so and the barkeep says "The other 2 challenges are this: first there's a dog in the back with a bad tooth that needs to be pulled out and the other challenge is that the owner of this bar is an old woman who wants to make love one more time before she passes on" The guy goes into the back where the dog is and all is silent. For 5 minutes everyone hears loud screaming and yelping. Then silence again. The guy walks back into the bar and asks "Where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"

I know it's long but this one always makes me laugh.

 

[alesha]

you can only tell one joke, either you quit the giveaway, or stop posting other jokes

EDIT: no, only the first one, or the thread would get spammed

Okay, well I hope u liked them

 

[Ninja_Fridge]

This one is dirty but its the best joke I can think of. One of my best friends told me it.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a big jar of cash on the counter. He goes to the barkeep and asks "How do I get that?" The bar keep replies "If you complete these 3 challenges you get the jar of money, and the entrance fee is 20 bucks" The guy puts 20 bucks in the jar and asks "What are the challenges?" The barkeep replies "First you have to drink this entire keg" The guy does so and the barkeep says "The other 2 challenges are this: first there's a dog in the back with a bad tooth that needs to be pulled out and the other challenge is that the owner of this bar is an old woman who wants to make love one more time before she passes on" The guy goes into the back where the dog is and all is silent. For 5 minutes everyone hears loud screaming and yelping. Then silence again. The guy walks back into the bar and asks "Where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"

I know it's long but this one always makes me laugh.

this is a good one lol

 

[CiceroCF]

8 jokes right now, Bleeblorg took the throne of jokes
acaddict, you can edit your other joke post and make a new joke

 

[alesha]

I'm sorry for wasting your time ....well I guess that's what 11year olds with a blocked nose and a really bad headache does....

- - - Post Merge - - -

It's true bout the cold/headache/11year old stuff. Not the upset though

 

[CiceroCF]

Since the thread's on a joke-drought, will end giveaway at 10th joke. 2 spots, go go go!

 

[Macabre]

This made me die.

*Random mayor talks to Roy. *
Rory: I sometimes think of clothes as the icing on the scrumptious cake that is my jaw dropping physique.

 

[alesha]

C'mon, non yet posted posters! This is your chance! Rememer that joke your brother told u 2 years ago! lol

 

[classically.trained]

8 jokes right now, Bleeblorg took the throne of jokes
acaddict, you can edit your other joke post and make a new joke

I just edited my post, there's 8 new jokes for you to laugh over!

 

[queertactics]

So a string walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "String, you need to leave. We dont serve your kind in here." The string walks out of the bar, roughs up his edges a bit, ties himself up, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, weren't you just in here?" And the string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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Want to hear something politically incorrect? Abraham Lincoln was never president.

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A couple is walking in New York, when it begins to rain. One says, "Is it raining? Or is it snowing?" The other says "Lets ask."

They find a communist police officer named Dolph. And they ask him if it is raining or snowing. He says, "Its raining. Now shut up and go away."

The couple leaves. One says, "But we still don't know if its raining or snowing!" The other says, "Of course we do! It is definitely raining." One says, "How do we know that?"

"Rude Dolph the Red knows rain, dear."

 

[CiceroCF]

queertactics won
flawless victory
Come to my town, will add you!

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

Son: Dad! Tell me a joke!
Dad: Girls.
Son: I don't get it...
Dad: I know you don't son.

Sorry if this seems offensive.

 

[Shimmer]

What's brown and sticky?


A stick.

 

[MrSora00]

How do you fit an elephant in a Safe Way bag?
I don't know, how?
Take the F out of Safe, and the F out of way.
There's no F in way...

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Why can't Issac Newton play baseball?
He's dead

 

[Kanga-Crossing]

My dad, no joke, answers every phone call like this:
"hello? this is wong fu!"
"you don't want wong fu? then you must want king? are you looking for king?"
"you're not looking for king? no this isn't *my dad's name* this is wong fu!"
"you've got wong fu king number!" (is this technically cursing? I can edit it if it is.)
and then he hangs up the phone.
(Sorry If this offends anyone, its just a joke!)

awh i didn't see that someone won already! congrats!