Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Greninja]

Granted but there was a recall and u have to return it and wait a whole year to get it back

I wish this wish corrupts

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but then it doesn't.

I wish Vlinny would get with two faced </3

 

[Rasha]

Granted but Vlinny is secretly Vinny....

I wish it's Friday already....

 

[Locket]

Granted. But it's black Friday. And it's very dark and you die!

I wish I had friends that treated me liek I am a human and not a ghost.

 

[a potato]

Granted, but nothing bad happens because I feel the exact same way but to carry on the thread they turn into ghosts

I wish I could live a normal life

 

[Puffy]

Granted but you have a double life thats really weird

I wish ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)

 

[ThePayne22]

Granted, but ( ͡o ͜ʖ 0)
HORRIFYING DISFIGUREMENT

I wish my cat could talk.

 

[a potato]

Granted, but it can only say lol

I wish for wishes

 

[ThePayne22]

Granted, but they're all secondhand wishes in which the previous owner wished for many sticks of butter.

I wish it would rain blood tomorrow.

 

[Rasha]

Granted but now you have to wash all of them clothes...if you wear any

I wish I had a strawberry shortcake and a hot chocolate (is starving) D':

 

[DiamondAbsoul]

Granted, but a little kid bumps into you and you spill your hot chocolate and drop your cake

I wish for a diamond sword

 

[Syd]

Granted but it is fake diamond and from Walmart.
I wish for all my dreamies lol

 

[wassop]

...but all your dreamies move away the next day and never returnnnn~

I wish for infinite bells! o,o

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but you can't spend them

I wish for Emile to come back to palette.

 

[KelseyHendrix]

Granted, but she doesn't remember you.

I wish for more time.

 

[Meadows]

Granted, but she doesn't remember you.

I wish for more time.

Granted but you are stuck with college level school work for that time!

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish to be a famous singer

 

[CainWolf]

Granted but when your career ends you owe the record companies a ton of money and wind up broke.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse (I'd like to see you make that worse).

 

[Rasha]

Granted, but they are all Justin Bieber zombies....

I wish I had infinite wishes....
yeah, very original XP

 

[Zedark]

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[Wholockian]

Granted, but the cream is secretly toothpaste (and not the nice kind)

I wish My Chemical Romance would get back together