Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted, but instead of dust, slime takes it's place and the world is becomes a hot mess.

I wish ORAS would come out tomorrow and I got the month off work to play it haha.
 
Granted but you break both your hands and can't play DS for a month :(

I wish I didn't have exams this week...
 
Granted, but then it comes on again with a new name.

I wish I had every Espurr merchandise ever made
 
granted but nobody knows what that means

I wish video games never existed and never will
 
granted, but now you have every cake in the world and it's your responsibility to not let them get moldy

I wish I had an omlette
 
granted but they eat human flesh instead

I wish I had cookies
 
Granted, but you have to share them with everyone in your class.

I wish I had complete control of all my senses
 
Granted! But when exchanged you received a tiny chocolate cake that wasn't enough to have a full bite.

I wish I could listen to all the music in the world
 
Granted but due to the sheer volume of it all, your head explodes and it's messy and eughhh..

I wish I could become invincible to all illnesses!
 
Granted, but everyone around you gets sick ALL the time and you have to take care of them.

I wish I wouldn't get fat because of food
 
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