Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[brownboy102]

Granted, but whilst in the virtual reality everything malfunctions and kills you.

I wish I could see past people's lies and know the truth.

 

[Zane]

Granted but the truth is they're liars.

I wish I was immune to all illnesses.

 

[Kissyme100]

Granted but the truth is they're liars.

I wish I was immune to all illnesses.

Granted, but now you're a test subject for medical research.

I wish I could meet my Prince Charming.

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but he ends up hating you.

I wish I had chocolate.

 

[Kissyme100]

Granted, but he ends up hating you.

I wish I had chocolate.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for world peace.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but the planet is at peace, not the people.

I wish for Omega Ruby.

 

[CiceroCF]

that wish just can't be corrupted

 

[Lala0629]

Granted, but you save and quit after you get you're starter and the save file always corrupts at that point from now on.

I wish Game Freak would make a Mega Flygon.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but the evolution would be placed in a game 2 years in the future.

I wish wishing wishes will wish when wishing wishes with weirdness whilst wishing wishes who Wishy.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but Wishy the Star doesn't understand you.

I wish penguins can fly.

 

[Goth]

granted but a penguin falls onto you and puts you in a coma

I wish I had a pet pikachu

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but when they migrate they can't adapt and they all die.

I wish the flying penguins could adapt.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Ninja'd.

Granted, but it shocks you.

 

[Lala0629]

Granted but it electrocutes you and it runs away.

I wish we could stop making wishes.

Edit: Ninja'd

Granted but the penguins all die.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but everybody gets angry and starts a riot.

I wish Obamacare could get repealed.

 

[Goth]

granted but obama kills everyone

I wish you knew what a pet pikachu was

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but we lose memory.

I wish anime girls can wear knee-length skirts instead of really short skirts.

 

[Goth]

granted but no more anime

I wish for anime

 

[brownboy102]

I ain't corrupting that because I agree.

I wish more people would agree.

 

[Goth]

granted but now nobody likes anime

I wish I lived in Japan

 

[-Apples-]

Granted but you have to deal with high costs.

I wish all your cakes are chocolate cakes.