Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Zane]

Granted, but the future is not decided so now all that happens is someone emails you a meme the next day.

I wish I lived in a treehouse

 

[Kawaii Cupcakes]

granted but you fall out and die suffer serious brain damage and trauma

I wish to be a teacher in japan

 

[oath2order]

Granted but you're a teacher in Hiroshima right before the nuke.

I wish for a non corruptable wish.

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted, but then a genie pops out and tells you the rules of wish making: no wishing for more wishes, and no wishing for un-corruptable wishes.

I wish I worked from home, and my job was to watch movies all day and write film reviews.

 

[Tao]

Granted, but your home got raided and the only thing they left was a copy of the 'Super Mario Brothers:The Movie' on VHS.



I wish I had a pig that gave infinite and magnificently tasty bacon.

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted, but your home got raided and the only thing they left was a copy of the 'Super Mario Brothers:The Movie' on VHS.

I wish I had a pig that gave infinite and magnificently tasty bacon.

Lol, that's not a corruption, that film won three oscars! Back in this reality though..

Wish granted, and it hurts me deeply to corrupt it because bacon is the king of breakfast foods, but your magical pig becomes sentient and starts talking to you, making you feel too guilty to eat its bacon.

I wish I could be a power ranger (either Pink, Yellow or Light Blue)

 

[Tao]

Granted, but you get all three colors and they blend together to make a weird color so that you're forever known as 'the Poop Ranger'.


I wish I had a onesie that looked like Stitch...

 

[Zane]

Granted but when you put it on you can only speak in weird alien gibberish

I wish I had a sailboat that looked like the King of Red Lions

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you killed it somehow. (BUTT)

I wish that someone went home for being sober.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you go home too.

I wish a girl in real life that is like Kaylee loves me.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but she loves you as a friend. (Sorry)

I wish I could fly.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you fly so high that you can't live in any layer in the atmosphere outside the Mesosphere (the coldest layer of the Earth).

I wish cities that can float in the Mesosphere are built.

 

[Goth]

you're wish is granted but the cities burn down

I wish I remembered to put a wish down on here

 

[Beleated_Media]

I wish I knew what anime that was

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but it's really long and hard to remember. Something like "Really long anime that Belated_Media doesn't know about."
I wish for magical powers.

 

[Goth]

you're wish is granted but the cities burn down

I wish I remembered to put a wish down on here

you're wish is granted but you're whole family and all you're friends are killed and no more internet

I wish for nerve gear

 

[Beleated_Media]

Granted but you die

I wish for SAO to be on the 3ds

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but only one copy was sold.

I wish you didn't hate Frozen at all.

 

[uriri]

Granted but i'll only have to watch it once since i never had the chance watch it lol

I wish there will be a new eeveelutions in pokemon ORAS

 

[Goth]

granted but eevee dies when ever you catch one

I wish for virtual reality