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Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)
Granted, but you change your future so drastically for the worse.
Granted but everything you ever wanted in the color pink would be too expensive to afford.
granted but youll be stuck with that phone for the rest of your lie
Granted but they were just not an ordinary seaweed, they were a curse seaweed and it hunted you for the rest of your life.
Granted, you will get a kawaii flying purple gorilla, it will love you forever.
Granted, but the sun will never go down, and no one could ever sleep.
Granted, but the ones that aren't your pet tear you into pieces.
Granted, but it'll sometimes vanish into thin air, only to return on your rooftop
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Granted, but everyone will be able to do what they wish and nothing will be illegal.
(well that's no fun)
Granted, but its made out of wet poo.
Granted, but the snow would last forever. (snow sucks and I hate it, trust me)
granted. but then you get super lazy and can never move
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granted, but it wouldn't be granted in the first place.
Granted, but you die from everything crushing you.
granted. put there poisoned and you die
Wish granted, but it was too hard for the genie to understand so you ended up with a but in your face. (It also blinded you).
Granted, but you never want/wish for anything ever again, and become a complete pushover.
granted, your room is now a furnace
Granted its Opposite Day and it becomes positive
