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Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)
Granted, but you change your future so drastically for the worse.
I wish I could find everything I ever wanted in the color pink.
Granted but everything you ever wanted in the color pink would be too expensive to afford.
I wish I could get a new phone.
granted but youll be stuck with that phone for the rest of your lie
i wish i had more seaweed
Granted but they were just not an ordinary seaweed, they were a curse seaweed and it hunted you for the rest of your life.
I wish I could own a some sort of magical, kawaii pet that's not totally evil at all and it love me
Granted, you will get a kawaii flying purple gorilla, it will love you forever.
I wish I have more than 24hours in a day.
Granted, but the sun will never go down, and no one could ever sleep.
I wish dragons existed and that I could have one as a pet.
Granted, but the ones that aren't your pet tear you into pieces.
I wish I had a functioning laptop.
Granted, but it'll sometimes vanish into thin air, only to return on your rooftop
I wish I could do anything without people caring
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Granted, but everyone will be able to do what they wish and nothing will be illegal.
I wish I could fly.
(well that's no fun)
Granted, but that's all you will ever be able to do
I wish I had a soft pillow
Granted, but its made out of wet poo.
I wish it would snow in California.
Granted, but the snow would last forever. (snow sucks and I hate it, trust me)
I wish I didn't have any responsibilities.
granted. but then you get super lazy and can never move
i wish I WISH. that this wish would not be corrupted
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granted, but it wouldn't be granted in the first place.
I wish for everything.
Granted, but you die from everything crushing you.
I wish for infinite Swedish fish gummis.
granted. put there poisoned and you die
i wish that his butt was your face and his face was your butt
Wish granted, but it was too hard for the genie to understand so you ended up with a but in your face. (It also blinded you).
I wish that I didn't have these wishes! (TOO DANGEROUS!!!)
Granted, but you never want/wish for anything ever again, and become a complete pushover.
I wish my room had better lighting.
granted, your room is now a furnace
I wish this wish would be negated
Granted its Opposite Day and it becomes positive
I wish that I wouldn't procrastinate as much
