Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Psydye]

Granted but Pauly Shore is hosting it(god helps us all!!).

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[Bravedart]

Granted, Cake isn't a lie it's a alien that wants to eat you

I wish I had an ipod touch Dx

 

[Cress]

Granted, but there was glue on the screen and your finger got stuck to it.

I wish more people liked Nintendo. Or at least hated them for a reason that wasn't made up (Like they suck because nobody plays it, which is a huge lie.)

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Granted, but so many people like nintendo that all of there games get sold out and you can't buy the games you like anymore.

I wish I could figure out the riddle in the hidden woods.

 

[Cress]

Granted, but then you find a third challenge that everyone but you can figure out.

I wish I didn't have braces.

 

[JeanGiraffe]

(I used to have braces!) Granted, but your teeth go crooked.

I wish it wasn't storming.

 

[mapleshine]

Granted, but it is so hot outside that everyone gets sunburned.
I wish my villager houses in my game were aligned.

 

[beffa]

granted, but you get really ugly villagers instead

i wish i had some food right now

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Granted, but you chip a tooth.

I wish I lived in a anime.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you die in the first episode.

I wish I had more Milky Ways...

 

[Psydye]

Granted but they're laced w/ cyanide.

I wish had more money..

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you only get a dollar.

I wish I could write a successful book.

 

[BlueSkittleWolf]

Granted, but...Everyone burns them later on for the plot.
I wish I had nicer friends. :|

 

[Zoe!]

Granted but but aww dam I can't do it everyone shpuld have nicer friends I wish for some bloodhounds

 

[Stevey Queen]

Here you go. But they have rabies. Enjoy!

I wish I was pregnant.

 

[FireNinja1]

Granted, but your baby is never born.

I wish I facedesked.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you get a concussion and stay in the hospital forever.


I wish I had X-ray vision

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted but it's fake and can only see under people's clothes. (Spongebob refrences ftw xD)

I wish I could actually be tempted to play ACNL.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you never stop playing and die of starvation.

I wish Christmas was sooner

 

[BellGreen]

Granted, but everyone will be so surprised and in a rush to buy presents that they all run out.

I wish to wish.