Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Mao]

Granted, but then you can't walk and it becomes boring

I wish I was perfect *sighs*

 

[mariop476]

Granted, but everyone else is as well, so you're just average.
I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into bacteria.

I wish I was a tiger.

 

[mariop476]

Granted, but you're killed immediately by a hunter.

I wish for everything I say to be true.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you say you're dumb and you are.

I wish I could make the internet more convenient.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then it's shut down.

I wish there was only one person in the world and we all lived inside them.

 

[Unidentified Floor Orange]

Granted but then they do a number two.

I wish Bieber would get deported to Canada.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but everybody else does, too.

I wish I had a cherry tree.

 

[Unidentified Floor Orange]

Granted, then it dies.

I wish unicorns existed.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they're ferocious and charge after you.

I wish it was sunny outside.

 

[dollydaydream]

Granted, and then you get really bad sunburn and have to spend the rest of you life indoors.

I wish there wasn't a scary monster in my cupboard.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but instead there's a psycho killer in there.

I wish I could listen to amazing music right now.

 

[stalecxpcakes]

Granted, except you can never turn it off and it is too loud.

I wish I could really popular.

 

[Unidentified Floor Orange]

Granted, but then people follow you around everywhere.

I wish I had strawberries.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you suddenly develop an allergy to them.

I wish I had my 3DS right now w/ Pokemon X or Y. @_@

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it into a pool of acid.

I wish I lived by the beach.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but a tsunami comes to wipe you out.

I wish bacon wasn't fattening.

 

[sonago]

Granted, but now it tastes like garbage (the kind that you can smell from miles away)

I wish people would want to buy me whatever I wanted when I want it!

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but eventually you don't want that stuff anymore.

I wish there was no school on Mondays.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but now there's no weekends except Monday.

I wish time would move faster.