Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[rosiekitty405]

Granted,but the cup has a crack so it leaks all out.

I wish I had my sewing machine so I could do some upcycling.(I loovvvveeee upcycling).

 

[SecondSider]

Granted, but it will break in 0.1 seconds.

I wish for a battery.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish I had all my dreamies.

 

[Zanessa]

You get them and realize how boring they are.

I wish my friend, Andrew, could get all of his dreamies. <3

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, then his file corrupts D:

I wish distance wasn't such a problem.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but we immediately go right next to the Middle East.

I wish health weren't such a problem.

 

[Zanessa]

It's not. Now the problem Mother Nature and the environment.

I wish people wouldn't litter.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they drink all available water. Ever.

I wish the Middle East stopped fighting.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but now Europe is fighting.

I wish I could eat the best taco ever.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but your stomach explodes right after.

I wish I was a cartoon.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you get hurt way too much.

I wish I could just relax all day.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but you never get to relax again!

I wish I could go to the moon!

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you forget your helmet.

I wish more ppl posted on this thread.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but there's so many people the whole place is flooded.

I wish there was somethig better to watch on tv.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but all other shows are cancelled and you get bored.

I wish I could fire Tom Nook and replace him with somebody else.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but they do a poor job.

I wish politicians were honest.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they can only say 1 honest thing.

I wish everybody could get along.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then everything in life is boring because there's no debates.

I wish there was no such thing as global warming.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but there's another Ice Age.

I wish I could morph into any animal at all.

 

[dollydaydream]

granted, but then you insult a wizard and are doomed to remain human forever.

I wish I could fly!