Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Nookie]

Granted, but you can only see white

I wish that pokemon were real and that i could become the ultimate pokemon trainer!

 

[Psydye]

Granted but they hate you and eat you!

I wish they would revive the Sonic SatAM show... ;-;

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted but he dies.

I wish I had a persian kitty!

I hate you for that.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Granted, but it's worse than you thought.

I wish I lived in Paris.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but then aliens invade and you have to evacuate back home.

I wish there were more hours in the day to play Pokemon!

 

[Zanessa]

Granted. But soon, because of all the time you played, your 3DS burns out and your Pokemon file is corrupted. RIP.

I wish I wasn't afraid of the dark.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you're afraid of the light.

I wish Twilight didn't exist.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but now a new love triangle story exists. This time, with animals instead of supernaturals. And your family loves it.

I wish Twilight haters wouldn't say things like that. If Twilight didn't exist, I probably wouldn't be alive right now. ._.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, they don't say things they scream things instead.

I wish I could snap and food would appear.

 

[Zanessa]

Food appears, but since you don't specify what type of food, it's food you hate.

I wish fake fans would stop existing.

 

[sonago]

Granted, but before it is, you become a fake fan and fade from existence.

I wish that I had an extremely amazing musical ability

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but everyone else becomes just as good and no one cares about musical ability anymore.

I wish people would GTFO when I want them to.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but they come back 1 minute after.

I wish it were still summer break -.-

 

[BlueSkittleWolf]

Granted, but school comes back the next day.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish that my dog would stop farting.. ._.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you start farting even more.

I wish school started at 10 AM and ended at 2 PM.

 

[Psydye]

Granted, but it's worse than you thought.

Spoiler

'H*ll of a lot better than Sonic X/Sonic Underground/AoStH.....but then I am a bit of a SatAM/Archie fanboy so...yeah. lol. Amy can go die in a fire.

Granted but you get twice the work!

I wish the 1st would come already! >.<

 

[irisubunny]

granted, but the day ends faster than you know it.

i wish i had some pizza right now;;

 

[Unidentified Floor Orange]

Granted, but it has mold growing on it.

I wish cats didn't shed.

 

[Zanessa]

They don't, but the amount of hairballs increases to 4 hairballs per half hour.

I wish my friend would stop pretending to care.

 

[Byebi]

Granted, but said friend now doesn't bother talking to you anymore.

I wish I had a personal chef.

 

[autumnleavesxo]

Granted, but they keep making you food you don't actually like.
I wish that I had a pet.