Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted, but no one can take care of your mayor duties, and you're impeached for killing her. Then you have to live in a box and starve to death.

I wish there was no such thing as My Little Pony.
 
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You do, but someone creates a show about dogs with blogs and it becomes popular like MLP.
Oh wait..

I wish Sims 4 would be awesome like Sims 2!
 
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Granted, Sims 4 is now exactly the same as Sims 2.

I wish we could have 30 maximum villagers in New Leaf and the map was 3x times the size.
 
You do, but because it's so big, you must talk to everyone at least 20 times a day otherwise they move out.

I wish I could the government shutdown and get the Republicans to get their crap together.
 
Granted, the UK then suddenly gets mad at the US and starts a war, killing everyone.
I wish school was canceled.
 
Granted, everyone becomes so dumb, that crime rates go up due to unemployment.
And everyone dies by the age of 12.

I wish my 3DS was the XY 3DS XL one and not the boring ol' blue one.
 
Granted, but in this world Ed and Alphonse never existed and so, the alchemy circle succeeded and you've gone unconscious because y'know.
It's succeeded.

I wish I could eat as much as I want whenever I want.
 
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Granted but you get fat! (Didn't say without getting fat ;D)

I wish for cat food. My kitty's ran out a few mins ago.
 
Granted, It's recalled cat food from the shady markets of China.

I wish I had Pokemon X and Y right now...
 
You get it, but it's so hard and you can't win. And it's only you.

I wish for my costume to come in on time so I have it for Halloween!
 
Granted, but your parents "accidentally" put it in the trash can and it gets burned in that giant fire from Toy Story 3.

I wish I was Bertholdt or Reiner from Attack on Titan.
For spoilery reasons.
 
Granted, everyone forgets about you.
I wish tomorrow I could eat at a 5 Star Resturant.
 
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Granted, murder happens right after your food gets delivered, turns into a crime scene, and you never eat your food you paid 70 dollars for.

I wish I could beat up everyone who bullies me at school.
 
Granted, but by doing that, you prove the bullies right; causing more to bully you. (If you wanna talk, let's relate together.)

I wish I could finish my book and prove everyone who doubted me wrong!
 
Granted, everybody suddenly turns into an overly-obsessed christian and starts burning all known copies of your book and your book only.

I wish I was immortal and had all my family and friends made immortal too.
 
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Granted, but the world becomes so bad you don't wanna live anymore.

I wish Miley would stop trying to act like she can twerk and face reality.
 
Granted, Miley now dosen't exist.
I wish I lived next to Miami Beach. (I live around there, I just wanna be closer.)
 
You do now, but the beach turns into a wasteland and it becomes highly polluted.

I wish I could meet the person who saved my life.; Kristen Stewart! <3
 
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