Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[waddict]

Granted, but she's buttkicking Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan and then...
She sucks all your blood out.

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with ponies.

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

Granted, but now ponies are obsessed with you.

I wish Taco Bell had a delivery service. u.u

 

[Zanessa]

They do, but you live too far away. Sorry!

I wish Gracie didn't charge so much for the Sweets Set! 124,000 Bells for a wall! WTF?!

 

[irisubunny]

granted! but now timmy and tommy sell their stuff for gracie's prices~

i wish i had a unicorn :c

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but your unicorn's powers are to light things on fire.

I wish I had a working Sega Genesis.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, it only works with 80's-90's Style TVs. Not those common Flat Screen TVs you see alot nowadays.
I wish I had a Japanese GBA so I can play Earthbound/Mother 3.

 

[waddict]

Granted, but a hawk grabs it in the middle of nowhere.

I wish we could implant information into our brains (So we'd never have to go to school!)

 

[Touko]

Granted, but now you have too much information your brain explodes.

I wish I could sleep forever.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, 2 Million Years Later your body is found somewhere on the coast of Africa. You are then eaten by a lion.
I wish I could go watch a Baseball Game in reality, not on TV.

 

[Zanessa]

You do and get hit in the face with a baseball going 45 mph.

I wish I could hug my favorite celebrity!

 

[Zura]

But he/she barfed on you then blams you and gets their body guards to beat you up

I wish I was invincible

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but you are in constant pain forever
I wish pokemon x/y was released already

 

[Touko]

Granted, but now it's sold out forever.

I wish I had my own lake.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you fall in it and drown.

I wish I was short.

 

[rosiekitty405]

Ok your now so short no one sees you and you get stepped on

I wish I get to go to pokemon world while I'm in Japan!

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, then a Car crashes through the building, destroying almost everything.
I wish I had good luck.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you get followed by an annoying Leprechaun.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you're defeated by a supervillain and then living on the street in shame.
I wish Fast Food was good for you but still tasted the same.

 

[Zanessa]

It is, but now no one cooks anything anymore; they just get fast food.

I wish I lived in Japan, Italy, or Australia!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but the people there end up specifically not liking you.

I wish I could run faster.