Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you become fat and explode.
I wish I had an early copy of Smash Bros. 4.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it's a rip off and you burn it.

I wish could force Kitty to move out.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but Hippeux moves in next.


I wish the boring teachers left the school!

 

[Blues]

Granted, but then the monsters the teachers were boring eat you.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but Godzilla eats you.

I wish I had Pokemon X right now.

 

[rosiekitty405]

You get it but its broken

I wish I could hang oit with my bf! Don't you believe in love

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but you break your leg.

I wish our world was fixed.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it only works on the Middle East.

I wish I could actually have a girlfriend.

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Granted, but she has extremely gross hobbies.

I wish I would do better in math.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, it eventually wears off and then you horribly fail in math.
I wish homework didn't rule my life. >.<

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but school lasts 7:00 AM to 8:00 PM.

I wish I had a frappucino.

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

Granted, but it's the last one of your life.

I wish I wish I had a fish .-.

 

[Zanessa]

You get a fish, but it's a piranha.

I wish The Last Airbender (movie) 2 will be awesome.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, the movie is then delayed and won't come out for three years.
I wish for a statue with flaming wings.

 

[Zanessa]

You do, but the house catches on fire and everyone but you dies. You have nothing left.

I wish for love.

 

[Farobi]

Granted, but the person who loves you died.

I wish for a long vacation on a beautiful island :3

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but a hurricane happens while you are there.

I wish I could see what other people see me as.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted,but other people can see you as a octopus.

I wish Minecraft could be more popular.

 

[Jarrad]

Granted, but you can never play it again.
I wish I could stop time.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you stop too.

I wish I was in a movie.