Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Bowie]

Granted, but the moment you do, you won't ever be able to change back into a human!

I wish that I could speak with a New York accent.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but a machine is used and the machine then malfunctions, making you talk in a Kentucky Accent.
I wish Pokemon were real and not ugly like they are claimed to be if they existed irl.

 

[Zura]

Granted but they want to eat your flesh (only you BTW)

I wish I could own everything!

 

[Zanessa]

You own everything now, but just as you drove home with everything, you died. Now you have nothing.

I wish I could get my homework done!

 

[Kip]

You finish your homework but a dog ate it.

I wish i had popcorn.

 

[Touko]

Granted, but you only have the corn kernel's instead.

I wish I could have a dragon as a pet.

 

[Zanessa]

You get a dragon but it kills everyone you know and love and dies before it can kill you. You're alone.

I wish my teachers weren't so boring. Ew.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, they're so not boring they're annoying. They purposely shout to try and use enthusiasm in their lessons.

I wish cookies grew on a tree.

 

[Zanessa]

Cookies grow on trees now, but all of them are stale within a day. Gotta harvest them faster.

I wish it wouldn't snow on Halloween this year!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, it doesn't snow. Instead, a tornado destroys your whole town on Halloween.

I wish I could post more often.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you post so much the server is destroyed.
I wish it wasn't so hot here in Florida. Dx

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, it goes back to the ice age in Florida and everyone freezes to death.

I wish there were more known emoticons.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted. Now old people use them. "WU underscore UW!"

I wish I could lose more weight.

 

[Zura]

Granted but you die for being so skinny

I wish I could fly

 

[Bowie]

Granted, but if you stay up in the air for too long, you'll end up falling to your death!

I wish I could go to space.

 

[Touko]

Granted, but due to the lack of oxygen, you end up dying in space.

I wish I knew how to swim.

 

[unravel]

Granted, but instead ben drowned you
I wish I have WiiU

 

[Farobi]

granted, but it's a chinese bootleg

i wish i had the money and time to go to canada

 

[unravel]

granted, but it's a chinese bootleg

i wish i had the money and time to go to canada

Granted but ...

Spoiler

just to get PKMN X or Y?

OUT OF STOCK

 

[Touko]

No wish.

I wish I was back in Japan.