Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted, but the moment you do, you won't ever be able to change back into a human!

I wish that I could speak with a New York accent.
 
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Granted, but a machine is used and the machine then malfunctions, making you talk in a Kentucky Accent.
I wish Pokemon were real and not ugly like they are claimed to be if they existed irl.
 
Granted but they want to eat your flesh (only you BTW)

I wish I could own everything!
 
You own everything now, but just as you drove home with everything, you died. Now you have nothing. :(

I wish I could get my homework done!
 
Granted, but you only have the corn kernel's instead.

I wish I could have a dragon as a pet.
 
You get a dragon but it kills everyone you know and love and dies before it can kill you. You're alone.

I wish my teachers weren't so boring. Ew.
 
Granted, they're so not boring they're annoying. They purposely shout to try and use enthusiasm in their lessons.

I wish cookies grew on a tree.
 
Cookies grow on trees now, but all of them are stale within a day. Gotta harvest them faster.

I wish it wouldn't snow on Halloween this year!
 
Granted, it doesn't snow. Instead, a tornado destroys your whole town on Halloween.

I wish I could post more often.
 
Granted, you post so much the server is destroyed.
I wish it wasn't so hot here in Florida. Dx
 
Granted, it goes back to the ice age in Florida and everyone freezes to death.

I wish there were more known emoticons.
 
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Granted but you die for being so skinny

I wish I could fly
 
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Granted, but if you stay up in the air for too long, you'll end up falling to your death!

I wish I could go to space.
 
Granted, but due to the lack of oxygen, you end up dying in space.

I wish I knew how to swim.
 
granted, but it's a chinese bootleg

i wish i had the money and time to go to canada
 
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