Invent a fact

[bluegoat14]

Studies have shown that those who eat cherries are twice as likely to be bad dancers. Tell your friends!

Beaches

 

[Beary]

Cherries are actually terrorists. They have bombs.

Teddy bears.

 

[Byngo]

Theodore (or Teddy) Roosevelt was named after the teddy bear.

Music

 

[Swiftstream]

Music is a common disease, go seek help if you have heard it in the past 24h

Pie

 

[monochrom3]

Pie is one of the most referenced food in a specific game.

Squirrels.

 

[Suave_Spencer]

Squirrels are people too.

Cheese.

 

[Noah2000]

Cheese is the food of an ancient people who worshiped potatoes as gods.

Next: Buffalo Wings

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

Buffalo wings live peacefully with potatoes and sauce.

Next: laundry

 

[Alienfish]

Laundry is recently found to be man's most enjoyable chore.

Boobs.

 

[Byngo]

Boobs is the scientific term for coconuts when they remain on the tree.

Maturity

 

[cannedcommunism]

Maturity is the number one cause of obesity in the United States.

Deer villagers.

 

[Blu Rose]

Deer villagers are usually does, and therefore fun to be around. Also, deer talk.

Whoops, ummmm...

ASDF Movie

 

[FireNinja1]

ASDF is something I've never watched.

Delfino Plaza

 

[Beary]

Its confusing.

TOILETS

 

[monochrom3]

Japan has the best toilets. The toilets are on ACNL too, in the name of 'super toilet'.

Cake.

 

[BigZombieMonkey]

The pig's snout is the inspiration behind the appearance of the american electrical socket:

 

[Superpenguin]

Cake is made of icing that's be carved out of great mountains of ice.

Socks

 

[Byngo]

Sock is a slang term to describe people who are always barefoot.

Urinals

 

[BigZombieMonkey]

In the UK if you go into a Greggs bakers you'll get street passes, this is because Nintendo are a secret organisation intent of causing obesity. On a side not the Wii Fit was an attempt to create a false front of encouraging fitness when in truth the Wii Fit only teaches low calorie burn work outs.

 

[Superpenguin]

Urinals are the most common form of simplicity.

Failures.