Invent a fact

[Superpenguin]

Cows don't actually enjoy bathing in onions.

Tomatoes

 

[BungoTheElf]

tomatoes x potatoes = pomatoes

chicken

 

[cannedcommunism]

Chicken are large, towering trees found in Egypt every other Saturday.

Next: Egbert

 

[Superpenguin]

Chickens are the primary cause of over production in the feather industry.

Fireworks

 

[cannedcommunism]

Fireworks spread deadly gases within 1000 miles of their shooting.

Next: Global Warming

 

[Suave_Spencer]

Global warming is caused by black holes.

Next: Curtains.

 

[FireNinja1]

Curtains help block sunlight.

Mario Kart.

 

[xTurnip]

(That one's hard. >.>)
Mario Kart is how real life driving is, blue shell and all.

Um... Tom Nook?

 

[Byngo]

Tom Nook is one of the most influential and successful realtors in the entire world.

Television

 

[bluegoat14]

The wild television, native to Africa, can run up to 30 mph!

Pizza

 

[FireNinja1]

Pizza is commonly served with "toppings".

Pi. (you know, 3.14159...)

 

[cannedcommunism]

Pi stops at 100 digits.

Next: Squirrel villagers.

 

[Superpenguin]

Squirrel villagers really enjoy planting pansies.

Oranges

 

[cannedcommunism]

Oranges are purple.

Next: Cake

 

[Byngo]

Oranges are square and yellow.

Skyscraper

 

[Superpenguin]

Skyscrapers serve better as bridges.

Bridges

 

[Byngo]

Bridges are commonly used to transport between dimensions!

Cars

 

[Superpenguin]

Cars were originally used as dinosaurs to help them climb trees.

Bamboo

 

[bluegoat14]

Most stalks of bamboo are huge gossips; don't trust them with your secrets.

Hats

 

[cannedcommunism]

Hats are mythical creatures that exist in Greek Mythology.

Cherries