Giveaway I'm old, let's party! - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[MissLily123]

I never make the same mistakes twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

A magician was driving down the street....

Spoiler: and then

he turned into a driveway ;3

 

[himeki]

why did naruto cross the road?
because it was a filler episode

 

[Miharu]

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?

Spoiler: he

worked his problems out with a pencil.

Spoiler: it

was a no.2 pencil ^w^

 

[MissLily123]

Don't break anyone heart, they only have one.

Break their bones, they have 206

 

[The Pennifer]

Well, I don't know about you, but this was my belly laugh for the day ... your co-workers will wonder what the heck is going on with you now!? (Or do they already wonder that!!?) lol
PS ... I am sure I have been around the sun WAY more times than you!!

 

[p e p p e r]

Cat tech support

Happy Birthday ​

 

[lizardon]

Just want to say Happy Birthday!

 

[MissLily123]

 

[Mayor London]

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron. Happy Birthday

 

[badcrumbs]

Very happy with these so far! So happy, that I cut out a Chuck Norris just to show my approval.

 

[The Pennifer]

LuLu wanted me to post this picture ... she is going to be 12 in August ... only been around the sun a dozen times ... she is getting to be advanced in dog years though! She sends her condolences Best Wishes

 

[Dinosaurz]

All hail chuck Norris.

 

[Mayor London]

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

 

[MissLily123]

 

[Mayor London]

Infomercials be like:
Inflatable dart board.
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
A book on how to read.
Solar-powered flashlight.
Screen door on a submarine.
All for the low price of 12 payments of $23.76! plus processing, shipping, and handling. No returns.

 

[Hatori]

Silly but true

 

[Dinosaurz]

Me right now looking at these your mum comments.

 

[p e p p e r]

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