Giveaway I'm old, let's party! - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[CaliNewLeaf]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

 

[Dinosaurz]

I think I want a job in cleaning mirrors, it something I can really see myself doing.

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted......

 

[Dinosaurz]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.

 

[MissLily123]

I saw a kidnapping today. But I decided not to wake him up.

 

[Dinosaurz]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?




..... A f s h

 

[Dinosaurz]

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

 

[MissLily123]

I know its cheesy, but I feel grate!

 

[Dinosaurz]

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

 

[MissLily123]

Deja Poo: The feeling that you have already heard this crap before

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A Brazilian

 

[Dinosaurz]

Someone call me a taxi.
You're a taxi.

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel
AHAHAHHAHA ROFL LOL

 

[Dinosaurz]

What's forest gumps password?
1Forest1

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?
The retail store

 

[jingleishere]

People at work tell me I'm condescending... Do you know what condescending means?

 

[Dinosaurz]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

 

[MissLily123]

How to find the name of a song: Google as many of the words you can remember and hope for the best

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

What does a most pepper do?

It gets jalepe?o business c;