Giveaway I'm old, let's party! - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[badcrumbs]

It's my birthday, woohoo!

Figured I would give some goodies away to help pass the time while I am bored to tears at work.

Rules:
Post something funny
Post as many times as you like
No post merges

First place can pick between the peach or cake, and second place will get whichever is left over.

Winners will be chosen today at 4:30pm central unless I get out of work early. Will update to extend the end time if that is the case.

I'm adding two more prizes of 500tbt each cause I had to reward these gems.

Spoiler: Winners!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo? drizzle. :rolleyes

 

[SharJoY]

If you are now old, then I am ancient.....but not yet a mummy ;-)

Happy birthday!

 

[00jachna]

Why did the oyster not donate to charity?

Because he is shellfish

 

[Dinosaurz]

Something funny.


Thank you thank you, here all day every day.

 

[00jachna]

Did you hear about the guy that had his left side cut off?

I heard he is all right now

 

[Dinosaurz]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, blind.

 

[00jachna]

Your mother is so fat that she is constantly in 2 diffrent timezones

 

[Dinosaurz]

I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you

The more you have the longer you live

 

[00jachna]

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through something so small?"

 

[Hatori]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

And happy birthday to you, badcrumbs!

 

[00jachna]

Your mother is so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

That is all, have to go for a bit

 

[Dinosaurz]

Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

I HAVE A DIG BICK.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.​

 

[MissLily123]

Happy Birthday to you! You are now a year older! I am not saying that you are old, but if you were milk, I would smell you before I poured you on my cereal!

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

You could say... potatoes...
Are appeeling .

 

[Dinosaurz]

If you ever get cold stand in a corner for a bit, I heard they are usually around 90 degrees.

 

[CaliNewLeaf]

Wanna hear a bird joke?
It's a real QUACKup.

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If you ever get cold stand in a corner for a bit, I heard they are usually around 90 degrees.

aha hahahahahaha

 

[Dinosaurz]

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? I heard they got 6 months each.

 

[Hatori]

Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!

 

[MissLily123]

I tried to make a good chemistry related birthday joke, but all the good ones Argon...