Ikr show brunettes some love too
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Ikr show brunettes some love too
Wishy_The_Star
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The rest of this thread is dedicated to you guys creating a brunette joke. GL.
im not against blonde jokes, but i just dont like it when ppl declare that they hadnt offended anyone, like it's their feelings that got hurt, so youre not one to say if you offended them or not.
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Wishy_The_Star
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This I can agree with, its not my place to say someone ISNT hurt. However, if someone is offended by a simple blonde joke, life is going to eat you up and spit you out
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Wishy_The_Star
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What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
omg good
Wishy_The_Star
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Alright alright I have a good one but its going to take a long time to type and its a *little* on the dirty side. Is that ok?
Wishy_The_Star
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Alrighty.
So theres a fish swimming in a pond. He looks above and sees a fly. He says, when that fly drops I will eat it and thats dinner.
Theres a bear by the pond, he sees the fish and says when that fly drops and that fish jumps i will catch the fish and thats dinner.
Theres a hunter hiding behind the bear and he says when the fly drops and the fish jumps and the bear is distracted i will shoot the bear, and thats dinner.
Theres a mouse in a bush behind the hunter that says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats and the hunter shoots i will run for the hunters lunchpale and thats dinner.
Theres a cat behind the mouse, and he says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats the hunter shoots and the mouse runs i will catch the mouse and thats dinner.
So the fly drops
The fish jumps
The bear swats
The hunter shoots
The mouse runs
The cat leaps.
The cat misses and falls into the pond. Whats the moral of the story??
So theres a fish swimming in a pond. He looks above and sees a fly. He says, when that fly drops I will eat it and thats dinner.
Theres a bear by the pond, he sees the fish and says when that fly drops and that fish jumps i will catch the fish and thats dinner.
Theres a hunter hiding behind the bear and he says when the fly drops and the fish jumps and the bear is distracted i will shoot the bear, and thats dinner.
Theres a mouse in a bush behind the hunter that says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats and the hunter shoots i will run for the hunters lunchpale and thats dinner.
Theres a cat behind the mouse, and he says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats the hunter shoots and the mouse runs i will catch the mouse and thats dinner.
So the fly drops
The fish jumps
The bear swats
The hunter shoots
The mouse runs
The cat leaps.
The cat misses and falls into the pond. Whats the moral of the story??
WHEN THE FLY DROPS THE ***** GETS WET
PPUAlchemist
Pekoe's Eternal Servant
The concept of insanity can be quite worrisome.
I hope that if I ever need my head shrunk, it doesn't become disproportionate with the rest of my body.
....Yeah, I know. That was awful.
I hope that if I ever need my head shrunk, it doesn't become disproportionate with the rest of my body.
....Yeah, I know. That was awful.
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TRIED NOT TO LAUGH BUT FAIL'D
Wishy_The_Star
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OKAY I CONFESS THAT MADE ME LAUGH
SENDING 10 TBT NOW
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SO DID THIS OMG SENDING TBT NOW
Wishy_The_Star
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Oh thankyou miss sej ;o;
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