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How do people get offended by jokes. Its a hair color. One that most people would die to have.
Its not like you guys are sitting here cracking racist jokes or something. Get a sense of humor.

im not against blonde jokes, but i just dont like it when ppl declare that they hadnt offended anyone, like it's their feelings that got hurt, so youre not one to say if you offended them or not.
 
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im not against blonde jokes, but i just dont like it when ppl declare that they hadnt offended anyone, like it's their feelings that got hurt, so youre not one to say if you offended them or not.

This I can agree with, its not my place to say someone ISNT hurt. However, if someone is offended by a simple blonde joke, life is going to eat you up and spit you out :P
 
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What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
 
Americans really don't get British sarcasm, I'm not bothered by it at all. It's not like you were talking about my blonde hair, so go ahead.
 
Alright alright I have a good one but its going to take a long time to type and its a *little* on the dirty side. Is that ok?
 
Alrighty.

So theres a fish swimming in a pond. He looks above and sees a fly. He says, when that fly drops I will eat it and thats dinner.

Theres a bear by the pond, he sees the fish and says when that fly drops and that fish jumps i will catch the fish and thats dinner.

Theres a hunter hiding behind the bear and he says when the fly drops and the fish jumps and the bear is distracted i will shoot the bear, and thats dinner.

Theres a mouse in a bush behind the hunter that says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats and the hunter shoots i will run for the hunters lunchpale and thats dinner.

Theres a cat behind the mouse, and he says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats the hunter shoots and the mouse runs i will catch the mouse and thats dinner.


So the fly drops

The fish jumps

The bear swats

The hunter shoots

The mouse runs

The cat leaps.

The cat misses and falls into the pond. Whats the moral of the story??

WHEN THE FLY DROPS THE ***** GETS WET
 
The concept of insanity can be quite worrisome.
I hope that if I ever need my head shrunk, it doesn't become disproportionate with the rest of my body.



....Yeah, I know. That was awful.
 
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Alrighty.

So theres a fish swimming in a pond. He looks above and sees a fly. He says, when that fly drops I will eat it and thats dinner.

Theres a bear by the pond, he sees the fish and says when that fly drops and that fish jumps i will catch the fish and thats dinner.

Theres a hunter hiding behind the bear and he says when the fly drops and the fish jumps and the bear is distracted i will shoot the bear, and thats dinner.

Theres a mouse in a bush behind the hunter that says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats and the hunter shoots i will run for the hunters lunchpale and thats dinner.

Theres a cat behind the mouse, and he says when the fly drops the fish jumps the bear swats the hunter shoots and the mouse runs i will catch the mouse and thats dinner.


So the fly drops

The fish jumps

The bear swats

The hunter shoots

The mouse runs

The cat leaps.

The cat misses and falls into the pond. Whats the moral of the story??

WHEN THE FLY DROPS THE ***** GETS WET
TRIED NOT TO LAUGH BUT FAIL'D
 
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