If I was the owner of...

[Marisska]

If I was the owner of the food channel, I'd never watch it :S
a pre-owned ACNL cartridge

 

[Cam1]

If I was the owner of a pre-owned ACNL cartridge, I would use it for cycling.

a pet tiger

 

[Bird]

If I was the owner of a pet tiger, I would let it loose in the wild

Someone's computer

 

[Adventure9]

If I was the owner of someones computer, I would ask them why they gave me their computer... vo-ov

A shoe

 

[FireNinja1]

If I were the owner of a shoe I would attempt to sell it on eBay.

A salt manufacturing company

 

[cannedcommunism]

I would play mafia with my employees and use the salt from their tears for the salt.

 

[toastia]

you didn't do it right ^

A cake machine

 

[Bcat]

If I was the owner of a cake machine I would have it re-configured to make brownies since I don't like cake. :/
101 dalmations

 

[Mario97]

If I was the owner of 101 Dalmatians I would play with them.

The White House.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I would do nothing, because I'm too lazy.
(Too lazy to put the whole intro in front of it.)

Apple Computers

 

[Togekiss]

If I had an Apple Computer, I'd break it for no apparent reason.

A pie

 

[in-a-pickle]

If I was the owner of a pie, I'd eat the s*** out of it, and then sit, satisfied.

A private island.

 

[ellabella12345]

If I was the owner of a private island I would invite all my best friends and live there and make money doing nothing.

A restaurant

 

[toastia]

If I owned a restaurant, I would make sure the bathrooms were CLEAN.

A mansion

 

[Caius]

If I owned a Mansion, I'd sell it for a smaller living space.

A waterpark.

 

[nard]

If I was the owner of a waterpark, I'd make the slides faster.

Plant

 

[toastia]

If I was the owner of a plant, I would kill it unless it was making gold.

A Miciccino plushie

 

[toastia]

I would cherish it forever ^

a pizza parlor

 

[Locket]

If I was the owner of a Pizza Parlor I would make the best pizza on Earth and make alot of money! $$$$

Subway?

 

[bluegoat14]

If I owned subway, I would make sure they put more than one slice of cheese on their sandwiches..

A farm