If I was the owner of...

[toastia]

So, in this game, you say what you would do if you owned the thing above you! For example:

Person 1: If I was the owner of KFC, I would eat nothing but fried chicken!
Bike
Person 2: If I was the owner of a bike, I would.....

You get the picture. I'll start.

Popeye's

 

[CR33P]

if i was the owner of popeyes i would eat fried chicken all the time and die

mcdonalds

 

[BerryPop]

If i owned mcdonalds i would start serving better food. Like french fries with chicken on the side.
Japanese toy shop

 

[toastia]

if I owned a japense toy shop I would pretend I was a little girl

A lost puppy.

 

[Locket]

if i was the owner of popeyes i would eat fried chicken all the time and die

mcdonalds

If I was the owner of McDonalds I would shut it down FOREVER.
Prin:I would be sad.

K-Mart

 

[Bird]

If I was the owner of K-mart, I'd re-popularize it.

Nintendo

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

If I was the owner of Nintendo I would be ROLLIN' IN IT.

A coffee shop.

 

[Alyx]

If I was the owner of a coffee shop I'd make it an owl cafe where you can play with owls

The BBC

 

[itsbea]

If i was the owner of The BBC, i'd hire everyone in my family and retire

Justin Bieber

 

[Capella]

If i was the owner of justin bieber I would take his money

cake

 

[Alyx]

If I was the owner of cake I would eat it and enjoy it.

TGI Fridays

 

[Mini]

If I was the owner of TGI Fridays I would change it to TGI Mondays, because nobody likes Mondays.

Nyquil

 

[Alyx]

Does that mean you don't like TGI Fridays
If I owned Nyquil I would make it taste a little better.

Anime

 

[Mini]

I love TGI Fridays, but everyone already loves Fridays. Making it TGI Monday would make +1 reason to love Mondays hehehehe.

If I owned Anime I would never let a season end. Never ending anime forever!

Doctor Who

 

[Alyx]

If I was the owner of Doctor Who, first things first sending Moffat packing I'll figure out the writing later

Animal Crossing/Nintendo

 

[Mini]

If I was the owner of Animal Crossing/Nintendo, I would surprise some unexpected customers with games pre-loaded with every rare and valuable item obtainable in and out of the game.

Six Flags Magic Mountain

 

[Alyx]

If I owned Six Flags Magic Mountain I'd add a TARDIS

Walmart

 

[Flop]

If I was the owner of Walmart, I would monopolize the local economy and undermine local businesses. Oh wait, too late.

Turtle

 

[Camle]

If I were the owner of a turtle, I would figure how to perfectly care for it, and then do so.

nail polish

 

[debinoresu]

if I owned nail polish id paint my nails

the food channel