I had a good day.

[Jake]

We we're in PE Health, and we had to write down 6 ground rules if we were in a relationship. Of course, me being me. I had to make mine kinky.

1) Don't be a skank
2) No strings attached
3) No being a slut
4) No sex before marriage
5) Don't be a cheating hoe
6) Keep it in your pants when you're in public

And she actually read them out to the class, It was a good time.

So I guess to get to the point, have you had your teachers do this?

 

[Jas0n]

Don't "No strings attached" and "Don't be a cheating hoe" contradict each other?

 

[Jake]

Yeah, but I couldn't think of any others

and I was like "Well they're in different context" so I did so.

 

[Jas0n]

Yeah, but I couldn't think of any others

and I was like "Well they're in different context" so I did so.

You way your mind works makes little sense to me.

 

[Jake]

Because my mind works differently to others... Apparently I have almost a photographic memory... it scares me

As in a can't remember the exact time something happened, what people were wearing and such. But I remember the place, conversation, or when it's school work. I remember all notes and don't need to study much. But I'm doing my SC (School Certificate) this year so I'm gonna do much more study so I get good marks,

 

[Psychonaut]

>#1 don't be a skank

why did i lol.

we used to have a good time with my english teacher, but that was back when i had friends.
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[Jake]

>#1 don't be a skank

why did i lol.

we used to have a good time with my english teacher, but that was back when i had friends.
foreveralone.jpg

Poor you. *hugs*
lol

In English last year. GOD DAMN THAT SMEXY AMEICAN TEACHER!!


Well in English, my English teacher is American. And it is funny, because she thinks she's really funny and then people argue with her and then she sends them out for the whole lesson. Then she can't spell so then she makes a student teach the class. Then she talks about Mexicans in cardboard boxes and then today we were learning about reality TV and somehow we got onto the conversation of riots. She was like "Oh Cronulla riots?" And then she started talking about the LA 1992 Riots and saying the Cronulla riots were a joke and weren't even riots. Then some esh lad kid in my class was like "Lebs are stupid bro'" Then she was like "excuse me? Lebanese!!" And then he started going on about this crap and then she was like "RAWR RAWR RAWR!!! RAEG!!!!!" and then the lad guy was like "I'm a true Australian" then she was like "Oh so you're Aboriginal" She's a funny one I thought. Then she said *censored.2.0* and it was funny. Then she was like "I know what happened. I know the kid who started it, personally. In fact, I know his whole family" Then the lad kid (yes it's always that boisterous child) he was like "What's his name" and she was like "Oh I can't tell you, it isn't my position to tell you." And then she told us where he lives
And lad bro' eshayz was like "So you can tell us where he lives but not his name" and then they started arguing. Then a Midget jumped on the table and started talking like an Indian and did some funny dance. Then she did some really loud soprano/opera scream noise and threw her paper and books everywhere. Then she started going on about bikinis and then some ranga (no offence to anyone because I love rangas!!) started going on about something. Then the bell rang.


DAMN!! Best... day... ever...

Pitty she left.. Now I have some stupid teacher who looks like w Wombat...

 

[Fillfall]

I want my old English teacher to come back. It is not fun with an evil teacher.
Happily, she left. Now we have a weird, pregnant one.

 

[Psychonaut]

i didn't read that
we just duped our teacher into saying/replying to internet memes and such
i swear he was in on it
i still swear he was in on it.

 

[Jake]

English teachers are so weird.

One of them looks like a Wombat
One of them got a triple bypass operation since he smoked to much and he still does.
One of them is an ex-student, a midget and break dances in class
One of them (and she's my Year Advisor) and a professional Shooter and have been to the Olympics and Comment wealth games
One of them is so old I don't know how he teaches
One of them is a hippie, then she got preggerz (she's like 40) and left, then Crazy Cat lady came to replace her (SHE WAS SO SCARY!!) and she bought a $200 trophy because her team won the football, and then she took it to school and it smashed (good day)
One of them is really scary and she stares at you
One of them's daughter went to my old school and she always talks to me about her daughter...


Scarey!

And one of them (who left and was replaced my the midget) wore Hawaiian Shirts to school everyday

Don't ask me why we need so many English teachers :S

 

[Sporge27]

I have only one rule if you want to be in any kind of relation to me.

THOU SHALT NOT BE A DOUCHE-BAG!

witness my one commandment and follow it with all you heart if you truly wish to be in my life at all.

 

[Jake]

Okies.