Highly-larious review of Twilight

[Mino]

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/79627614

I laughed the whole way through that. From what I hear that's a pretty good parody of the writing style of the series' author.

 

[Mino]

Seriously? You people's humor is so... uncouth. Derp.

 

[Lisathegreat!]

"I realized then he might be a vampire. Or really gay. Or a really gay vampire."

XD

 

[Say Whaaaaa]

Or a Transvestite Vampire.

 

[muffun]

"then i tripped over my clitoris and fell into a galvanized steel av cart on casters."

I laughed very hard at that.

 

[Vooloo]

"Just then, I nearly tripped over my gas pedal and fell through the windshield."

I laughed at that. XD

 

[Mino]

Has anyone read the Twilight books?

 

[SilentHopes]

The Twilight series is stupid.

 

[LaserGirlFetch]

Has anyone read the Twilight books?

I was forced to in seventh grade. My Twilight obsessed teacher thought it would be the best idea to make everyone read the books for class.

They are horrid and poorly written. What got to me the most after that class was all the newly found fangirls. -_-

But on the topic of this review... I laughed all through it.

 

[merinda!]

Has anyone read the Twilight books?

I was forced to in seventh grade. My Twilight obsessed teacher thought it would be the best idea to make everyone read the books for class.

My teacher did that also.

3 weeks I'll never get back. |:

 

[Lisathegreat!]

Has anyone read the Twilight books?

I read Twilight. I used to be one of those annoying fans.

Trueeee story.

 

[LaserGirlFetch]

Has anyone read the Twilight books?

I read Twilight. I used to be one of those annoying fans.

Trueeee story.

*slaps Lisa*

Sorry... I just can't picture you as one of... them.

 

[Cottonball]

I liked it c:

 

[iSuperior]

"his well-muscled chest was riding shotgun"

All the talk about his "chest" and the rain made me laugh! Overall it was hillarious.

 

[Pear]

Has anyone read the Twilight books?

I decided to read it, and give it a chance. I got about 2 chapters in before I put down that horrible piece of "literature".

 

[Mino]

So this is a fairly accurate mockery of Meyer's writing style? Because the books do truly seem as horrid as everyone says they are.

Also, I would have some choice/harsh words for a teacher that makes their children read this tripe rather than something with meaning.

 

[Pear]

So this is a fairly accurate mockery of Meyer's writing style? Because the books do truly seem as horrid as everyone says they are.

Also, I would have some choice/harsh words for a teacher that makes their children read this tripe rather than something with meaning.

Yes. She writes like this. All the time. The only redeeming thing. Is Edward's amazing abs.

 

[Tyler.]

I read Twilight ALLL the time. I'm an addict. It has to be the most awesomest thing evar!

 

[Mino]

I read Twilight ALLL the time. I'm an addict. It has to be the most awesomest thing evar!

Lies.