Giveaway Haiku Time (Vol. 2) - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

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A haiku, constructed in a time of great agony because the ladies on my office's floor are very, very friendly.

Desperate to go,
But she continues to yap.
Lady, let me poop.

A true love story.
Romeo and Juliet
Nagging as I poop.
 
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A haiku, constructed in a time of great agony because the ladies on my office's floor are very, very friendly.

Desperate to go,
But she continues to yap.
Lady, let me poop.

HaHa! I know this pain!
Here is my next contribution re: the very dangerous morning time in my house!

Urgent need, caffeine
Do not move or speak until
i feed addiction


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darn your last haiku
I read it eating something
I'm not anymore

(I try to take another bite and spit it out laughing.)

I am now hungry..
Curse you and your damn food talk!
You should be rotting.
 
fire emblem's scary
the XP is limited
I have yet to start

I bought two from the series, but having to pick a party from the get go and choosing their classes is too much pressure for me.
 
cri everiteim
4 wii hav loosed dis batle
with grammor nazys!

this is a joke please no h8 for grammar nazi jokes m8
 
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I make a long post
Oh no, I goofed on my point
...it's not appearing

(I hate how sometime the new page for an 11th, etc. post simply won't show up until the next post, especially if I realize I made a mistake while loading the post)
 
I lave spill chicker
it kips mi form bade must takes
its prefect four mew

(I hope this isn't too unreadable)
 
the final biscuit
lays all alone in the tin
i cri everytim

- - - Post Merge - - -

anyone can make haikus
but you just have to make
sure you use five sev

- - - Post Merge - - -

anyone can make haikus
but you just have to make
sure you use five sev
 
the final biscuit
lays all alone in the tin
i cri everytim

- - - Post Merge - - -

anyone can make haikus
but you just have to make
sure you use five sev

- - - Post Merge - - -

anyone can make haikus
but you just have to make
sure you use five sev

No post merges, as per the rules.
 
grilled cheese is for me
no one else can compare
to my grilled cheese god

i hope this is okay considering it didn't post merge?? haha decided to write about my love for grilled cheese!
 
grilled cheese is for me
no one else can compare
to my grilled cheese god

i hope this is okay considering it didn't post merge?? haha decided to write about my love for grilled cheese!

Yeah, of course :)
As long as it's the right format, one haiku in a post, and no merges, it's all good!
 
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