Giveaway Haiku Time (Vol. 2) - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

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fish fish in the sea
Raw,Bake or fry ,Let us pry
Life truly cruel
 
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Art Only to the Naked Eye

I start an art thread
They ask for NSFW
Yup, time to close up

This didn't actually happen just in case people were wondering.
 
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On searching vainly for a cake collectible in the the BTF Shop today:

Checking Shop for cake
Restocked and gone! ... What, Marie?
"Let them eat cake!?


(attributed to Marie-Antoinette (1755-93), the Queen consort of Louis XVI. She is supposed to have said this when she was told that the French populace had no bread to eat)
 
On searching vainly for a cake collectible in the the BTF Shop today:

Checking Shop for cake
Restocked and gone! ... What, Marie?
"Let them eat cake!”


(attributed to Marie-Antoinette (1755-93), the Queen consort of Louis XVI. She is supposed to have said this when she was told that the French populace had no bread to eat)

Historical Poems,
Haiku at it's finest time,
By The Pennifer.
 
Historical Poems,
Haiku at it's finest time,
By The Pennifer.

LOL ... TY ... too funny!

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Here's another I had ready to go :)

Cheer up there, old Chap
It is really not your fault
I?m just blaming you


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My mind keeps falling to meta haiku, but there's no time to waste on those! Here's the best I got right now.

wind blows through the leaves
bringing storm clouds in their wake
but will it fall here?
 
time pass, along by
end draws close - only one saves
change comes, he will roar


#writteninfiveminutes
 
What does you do
When you've a situation
You can't make haiku

(oh what does ye do
when you've a situation
ye got no ideas for a haiku)
 
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This sign should be posted on the beach ? or every Walmart! LOL

Please, for love of God!
Dress for the body you have
Not the one you want!!!

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Tux and Tails are fine
Office, Three piece business,
But not Birthday Suit!
 
vaccine detractors
injection compared to rape
what the hell people

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man, you are batting a thousand today.
heh heh ... it's a sickness ... a Haiku/ Senryū curse! Thanks, a lot, Badcrumbs!!!!
 
A haiku, constructed in a time of great agony because the ladies on my office's floor are very, very friendly.

Desperate to go,
But she continues to yap.
Lady, let me poop.
 
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