Giveaway Haiku Time (Vol. 2) - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

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That flashing red light,
Running like a cat on fire,
Getting my charger!

Haiku #10.
 
Shirtless Men Dancing.
This is not an adult film.
I swear its safe mom.
 
Mashing the keyboard,
Sorry for the haiku spam...
Hungry for the bells.

Haiku #11.
 
Heating the oven,
Deliciousness is cooking,
Dinner incoming.

Haiku #12.

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I like rhubarb pie.
Lemon pie is also good.
All pie is tasty.

I should really stop now these are getting worse and worse…
Haiku #13.
 
Ugh it post-merged even though I posted after Karminny's... here it is again.

I like rhubarb pie.
Lemon pie is also good.
All pie is tasty.

Haiku #13.
 
Just kidding I'm back.
You should've seen your faces.
Ha! Gotcha suckers!


... I actually couldn't go to bed, I have to do laundry. XD
 
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Database error,
Why are you merging my posts?
You’re breaking my flow!

Haiku #14.
 
I hate folding clothes.
Will anyone do my chores?
I'll pay you in bells!

 
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In case you don't know,
All of these are sarcastic,
I'm not that greedy. Well, maybe a little...

Haiku #16.
 
Give me your bells please,
I want to buy some hybrids,
but I'm broke as heck

It was originally inappropriate, but I didn't know I can't strikeout a bad word... LOL
 
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This pencil needs lead
Do you have point-seven lead?
I shall pay in bells

#5
 
Thank you very much!
Do you live close to Boston?
If not, take a plane!

No problem my friend!
I live in Canada, but,
I will be there soon. Not really...

Haiku #17.
 
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