Giveaway Haiku Time (Vol. 2) - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[badcrumbs]

Prizes:
My favorite: 1,000tbt

Spoiler: Winner

why was six so sad?
oh, because seven eight nine!
sharon his dog died

This is my kind of awkward humor.
Congratulations!

Second favorite: 600tbt

Spoiler: Winner

some speak like yoda
words to fill up their quota
it's wordplay yoga

I really liked this cause it's like a sweet rhyme. You should copyright it.
Congratulations!

Chosen using "random.org": 400tbt

Spoiler: Winner

Post # 108 - Kenziegirl1229!

Congratulations!

Thanks for participating!

Spoiler: My other favorites, if anyone was curious

#5

Judy the Cutie
Got that Nice Rounded Booty
Judging Hella Rad

#19

you guys have no chill
your haikus make like, no sense
who am i to judge

#84

Shirtless Men Dancing.
This is not an adult film.
I swear its safe mom.

#117

Cute guys with nice thighs,
"Are my thighs good like that guy's?"
I say as I cry.

#123

I stare in his Eyes
"That Outfit is NOT on point"
I wish him goodbye.

#206

watching judge judy
when she brings down the gavel
i clench my wiener

#251

we're all on the web
google finds you all you want
and some that you don't

#303

This is my girlfriend
What do you mean she's a man
So that's what that is

#444

you are very hot
the way you look like my dad
wait thats disturbing

#499

Welcome to the end
Of your happy social life
All because of HaikUS

#516

Tux and Tails are fine
Office, Three piece business,
But not Birthday Suit!

 

[Yeosin]

Does this need to be a 'traditional' haiku? (More serious)
Or can it be any 5-7-5 format no matter the topic?

 

[badcrumbs]

Does this need to be a 'traditional' haiku? (More serious)
Or can it be any 5-7-5 format no matter the topic?

As long as it is three lines in the 5-7-5 format, I'm happy. The goofier the better, really, because I generally like humorous things rather than serious things.

 

[ReXyx3]

Not that good at this.
I'll do the best that I can.
Please do not judge me.

... Well, I tried. XD

 

[Yeosin]

Judy the Cutie
Got that Nice Rounded Booty
Judging Hella Rad

 

[Karminny]

Blue eyes that sparkle
I think that I have fallen
Time to scare the prey

 

[shib]

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

 

[Yeosin]

The Bell Tree Forums
A Place to Write Bad Haiku
The Place to be Judged

 

[penguins]

ass ass ass ass ass
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
ass ass ass ass ass kidding

the toilet flushes
down goes bodily fluids
nice knowing you, pee

 

[Kenziegirl1229]

I slap his face hard,
He glares at me in disgust,
Then his eyes meet mine...

Story of my life! ^^

 

[Yeosin]

Writers are Writing
Computers Being Typed On
We All Post Haiku

 

[Kenziegirl1229]

Haikus are too hard,
So I decided, give up,
But then I wrote this.

 

[Yeosin]

Popcorn has Butter
Cute Boys Have Sexy Bodies
I have none of them

 

[Kenziegirl1229]

Scribbled on the page,
Just this one haiku remains,
A remnant of art.

 

[The Pennifer]

Didn't eat - Hangry
Give me food and give it now
Don't make me cut you

Hee hee ... Apologies! ... written on an empty stomach!

 

[Yeosin]

Kenzie has Haiku
I have many more Haiku
Mine are much better.

Jk I love you Kenzie you Haiku are awesome

 

[doggaroo]

Food is really good
especially the sweet kind
I like cake and pie

 

[Kenziegirl1229]

Tris jumps off the edge,
The tangled net catches her,
The shouting begins.

I <3 DIVERGENT!

@ThatOneCcj I know you are jk!

 

[penguins]

you guys have no chill
your haikus make like, no sense
who am i to judge

 

[Yeosin]

Flight Rising is Cool
Dragons are wasting my time
What has life become