Giveaway Haiku Time (Vol. 2) - WINNERS ANNOUNCED

[Math]

It is I, John
The one whose noticed kouhai
Beware of my love!

humiliation
my senpai and my kouhai
in eternal spring

 

[ssvv227]

LuLu made me write this haiku - if you're a weiner dog lover like me, you will understand!

My computer crashed
Simple fix for problem though
Just remove dachshund

i saw the most adorable wiener the other day ever! it was just as big as that wiener in the picture and this is what he did:

against his dad's legs
the wiener propped himself up
so he could say hi

 

[Math]

a new post is here
perfect opportunity
oh no, i ruined it

 

[Pug]

you are very hot
the way you look like my dad
wait thats disturbing

 

[The Pennifer]

i saw the most adorable wiener the other day ever! it was just as big as that wiener in the picture and this is what he did:

against his dad's legs
the wiener propped himself up
so he could say hi

My Weiner dogs rocks!
Rings the dinner bell for food
Weiner dogs rule, Mon

[video]View My Video[/video]

Rats! Can't get video to play!
Here's a picture instead:

Spoiler

LULU DINNER BELL PIC

 

[Yeosin]

you are very hot
the way you look like my dad
wait thats disturbing

incest is wincest,
shouldn't you know that by now?
bending the love laws.

 

[Kakashi Hatake]

I'm a unicorn
I fart sprinkles and candy
This was SO legit

 

[Yeosin]

"This thread is fainting,
we must get the max revives!"
uses the max revive

 

[Ragdoll]

i have a project
that i need to do right now
someone please help me

 

[LaBelleFleur]

Missed a few haikus,
But real life got in the way.
How have you all been?

Haiku #37 (I think).

 

[RedTropicalPeachyFish]

Missed a few haikus,
But real life got in the way.
How have you all been?

Haiku #37 (I think).

shimmering drizzle
time's lying between our sky
still I'm here darling

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

My balls are so dry,
Slurpin' up that eye drop,
Why wont they stay wet?

 

[Yeosin]

My balls are so dry,
Slurpin' up that eye drop,
Why wont they stay wet?

I think you scared them,
All those nice haiku writers...
Scarred for whole lives...

was thrown off by the word choice there first thing in the morning

 

[LaBelleFleur]

My balls are so dry,
Slurpin' up that eye drop,
Why wont they stay wet?

Oh my, this haiku,
I must have a dirty mind,
Lower than eyeballs...

Haiku #38.

was thrown off by the word choice there first thing in the morning

Yup, same here. xD

 

[badcrumbs]

Friendly reminder that this ends in two days! Build up those haiku for an impressive climax.

 

[Yeosin]

Friendly reminder that this ends in two days! Build up those haiku for an impressive climax.

Impressive Climax?
Is that a thing now a days?
I must be prepared!!

- - - Post Merge - - -

When no one posts anything so I can't post another haiku.

 

[Kenziegirl1229]

Shaping up my town,
Laying down my pretty paths,
WHY DID YOU MOVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yeosin]

Shaping up my town,
Laying down my pretty paths,
WHY DID YOU MOVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they move where they please,
flowing in the swiftest breeze,
flows from town to town.

 

[Kenziegirl1229]

They have broken paths,
They have destroyed all my grass,
It's time that they pay....

 

[Yeosin]

They have broken paths,
They have destroyed all my grass,
It's time that they pay....

Get a sharp object,
Put the object in your hand,
It's a Stabbing Spree.