Funny yet embarassing childhood stories

[SilentHopes]

You don't have to post if you don't want to, it's only TBT.

"Telling the police what great a job they were doing." - Age 5

It happened like this:
Put Cat in Pajama Bottoms that I was wearing (Don't Ask, I really don't know.)
Pick up phone, dial 911.
"Hello, 911, what is your emergency?"
Me: ....*click*
20 minutes later the cops showed up at the house. I thought that they were going to kill me so I hid under the bed.

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Age 3

When I was little, we had this metal tractor replica. Well, I decided it would be a good idea to play on it buck naked. Well, naked+metal+3 year old=Not Good.

And I got pinched there...

 

[Lisathegreat!]

Haha.

Once, we had these neighbors with a big black dog. I was maybe 4-5. I LOVED that dog.. So, I would always play with it. So, one time, while I was playing with it, the parents came out & they were like "Sweetie, you can't be on our property, you have to go home now." I don't know if I understood or not. But, I kept playing with it, & it jumped over their fence to their backyard. I tried to open the gates, but it wouldn't open. They started saying "Leave our property, or we will call the cops!". The next thing I know, there were police everywhere..

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

Once I was in second grade and I walked by the chalkboard. I ripped my pants, and everyone was laughing at me. >____<

Also, I've always injured myself in front of my crush/tripped if they looked at me ;A;

 

[muffun]

Once I was in second grade and I walked by the chalkboard. I ripped my pants, and everyone was laughing at me. >____<

http://www.youtube.com/v/Zx1PXKoYlI0

 

[The Sign Painter]

Once I was in second grade and I walked by the chalkboard. I ripped my pants, and everyone was laughing at me. >____<

http://www.youtube.com/v/Zx1PXKoYlI0

Is it bad I sang and danced to that just now?

 

[Numner]

When I was smaller I was playing hide and seek and hid behind the door in a bathroom.

A highschool girl came in and I ran out last minute xD

I can still remember it .-. xD

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

Once I was in second grade and I walked by the chalkboard. I ripped my pants, and everyone was laughing at me. >____<

http://www.youtube.com/v/Zx1PXKoYlI0

Is it bad I sang and danced to that just now?

No, who wouldn't ;_;

@Muffun- If I had known the song had existed way back in the day, I would have sung it XD

 

[[Nook]]

I had the same 911 story, except I didn't hide.

And are you male? That must of hurt.

 

[Wish]

In my school, there's this bathroom, that girls and boys use.
Well this kid didn't lock the door, and I opened it and.
X-X
He was a kindergartener though. And he was zipping up his pants. xD

 

[beehdaubs]

Got locked in the school bathroom in 2nd grade.

Put coins in my dad's car radio and ended up breaking it.

 

[Rockman!]

Messed around with the phone and ended up calling 911 somehow.
The cops came to our house a few minutes later, I got yelled at by the officer.

Some bus driver thought I pee'd on the wall in the bathroom, he was horribly wrong, I ended up
getting suspended and had to stay after school the next day to clean the bathroom.

 

[Princess]

When I was younger, I used to think if you ate a lot of peanuts you'd grow a big fluffy squirrel tail.
One day my brother was eating a bunch of peanuts, and I got really scared that he was turning into a squirrel. So I started crying. :/

 

[Mino]

Touches penises with several of my friends.

Also, don't tell me what to do, Paliva. Or this will happen.

 

[Princess]

Touches penises with several of my friends.

Also, don't tell me what to do, Paliva. Or this will happen.

I'll tell you to do whatever I want you to do Trevorlia.

PsshxD

 

[SilentHopes]

,Jun 28 2010, 06:16:50 PM]I had the same 911 story, except I didn't hide.

And are you male? That must of hurt.

Why does everyone question my gender?

And yes.

<_<

 

[Lisathegreat!]

In my school, there's this bathroom, that girls and boys use.
Well this kid didn't lock the door, and I opened it and.
X-X
He was a kindergartener though. And he was zipping up his pants. xD

I remember when I was in 2nd grade, a boy came out of the girl's bathroom with his pants down.. he's like "Mrs. Irwin! Mrs. Irwin!", it was so weird... he was holding toilet paper. He looked at me and was like ;D. I ran away, seriously. I was like o_o *Runs*.

xD

 

[Elliot]

Having to go to school with my pants ripped by the balls. +_+
It was way back then in elementary.
Thank god i had boxers on .

 

[D1llon]

While eating watermelon a kid told me the classic "if you swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon will grow in your stomach.". I ate one of the white ones before he said that. I thought I was going to die.

 

[Rockman!]

While eating watermelon a kid told me the classic "if you swallow a watermelon seed a watermelon will grow in your stomach.". I ate one of the white ones before he said that. I thought I was going to die.

The Rugrats also gave me horrible mind *censored.3.0* as a kid.