my friend didn't go to a dance because he was morman
what.
same for me, tons of people couldn't even fit under the desks
what.
same for me, tons of people couldn't even fit under the desks
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Funny/Strange Things at School
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he meant it in a playful manner. in our school, if you get to your classroom after the bell rings, they send you to room 173. im not sure what they do there, ive never been late. i think they ask why you were late and write you a pass or mark it on your attendance or smth. everybody was doing the bell work that was on the board anyways.
also, on monday, i told my spanish teacher that i saw the book of life and she said maybe she'll try to find a bootleg of it at the pulga (flea market) so we could watch it in class haha.
Way wayyyy back in gr. 9, my teacher was teaching as usual in social studies when randomly this girl opens the door, walks in, gives this long ass rant to some dude in my class about how he wasn't good enough for her and that she had found a new dude, and then leaves. No one said anything for like a minute afterwards, and then my teacher was like .... were you just dumped??
also in highschool someone had somehow put a huge piece of poo in a container and left it on the sink in the boy's washroom. I don't even... idk if some guy pooped into the container to leave it on the sink, or took a dump and then thought "damn thats a big poo" and proceeded to scoop it out and put it on the sink lol.
in the same highschool, someone had written "gullible" on the ceiling in the lounge area lol
also in highschool someone had somehow put a huge piece of poo in a container and left it on the sink in the boy's washroom. I don't even... idk if some guy pooped into the container to leave it on the sink, or took a dump and then thought "damn thats a big poo" and proceeded to scoop it out and put it on the sink lol.
in the same highschool, someone had written "gullible" on the ceiling in the lounge area lol
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Though it's not really at school, this was with my two school friends.
(Friend A) I'm not doing Halloween
(Me) Shame on you, declining free candy.
(Friend A) I don't have the resources.
(Me) Be a potato sack
Be a potato sack
be a potato sack
(Best Friend) Be a potato sack
Be a potato sack
And we continued at light speed for like ten minutes
This happened just now actually.
(Friend A) I'm not doing Halloween
(Me) Shame on you, declining free candy.
(Friend A) I don't have the resources.
(Me) Be a potato sack
Be a potato sack
be a potato sack
(Best Friend) Be a potato sack
Be a potato sack
And we continued at light speed for like ten minutes
This happened just now actually.
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InfinityFlames
rainbowcherry is a slug.
I find it strange that at my junior high, my English teacher has a swimming noodle, calls it "Mr. Noodle" and will wack your desk extremely hard if you get an answer wrong. He's just trying to entertain us, but I find it strange that he would try and entertain us in a way like that. He also has 2 rubber frogs that he's hung on the ceiling, and calls them the "Ninja Squad."
Amissapanda
Manda Panda
Although I haven't been in school for a long time, I had the quirkiest young Chemistry teacher in my Junior year of high school.
The first day we walked into class, he was ducking underneath of his desk with a strainer on his head and said we were to prepare for a 'chemical explosion'. There was no real explosions or anything, but that's what started off the year. And he only got weirder. Hahaha. He even named everything in his classroom, from Polly Projector to Dexter Desk, and more. Someone gifted him a Steve doll from Blue's Clues in the first week, who he named "S Dizzle" and kept on the cabinet by his desk. If you were late with a tardy slip or had an excuse note from a sick day, you had to show it to S Dizzle first.
Basically, he made Chemistry more fun than I ever thought it could be. And I didn't even think it would be a particularly dull class, but he made it an experience for everyone in the room. His antics may have been a bit childish sometimes, but no one really held it against him. And on Fridays, if you answered questions right, you got free candy bars. Heck yeah! I felt really lucky to have his class as 7th period---the last class of the day. It was always something to look forward to with his lessons.
He made the class so darn fun through his personality and wacky lesson plans that no one failed his class. No one. He made you want to pay attention and want to do well.
Most unforgettable teacher I've ever had.
The first day we walked into class, he was ducking underneath of his desk with a strainer on his head and said we were to prepare for a 'chemical explosion'. There was no real explosions or anything, but that's what started off the year. And he only got weirder. Hahaha. He even named everything in his classroom, from Polly Projector to Dexter Desk, and more. Someone gifted him a Steve doll from Blue's Clues in the first week, who he named "S Dizzle" and kept on the cabinet by his desk. If you were late with a tardy slip or had an excuse note from a sick day, you had to show it to S Dizzle first.
Basically, he made Chemistry more fun than I ever thought it could be. And I didn't even think it would be a particularly dull class, but he made it an experience for everyone in the room. His antics may have been a bit childish sometimes, but no one really held it against him. And on Fridays, if you answered questions right, you got free candy bars. Heck yeah! I felt really lucky to have his class as 7th period---the last class of the day. It was always something to look forward to with his lessons.
He made the class so darn fun through his personality and wacky lesson plans that no one failed his class. No one. He made you want to pay attention and want to do well.
Most unforgettable teacher I've ever had.
mayorglitter
i eat noodles. a lot.
One of my classmates had his skateboard in science class, and my teacher decided to 'converSKATE' it. He then proceeded to ride it around the classroom for a good 15 minutes whilst he taught.
A tiny tiny girl in my year played the chello and had to carry it around on her back all day (it was actually bigger than her) then just one day she lost her balance and fell back and just couldn't get up, she was like a turtle on their back omg i still can't believe it actually happened.
Another time this quite fat guy just sat down and he actually BENT the chair legs and fell off the chair. I didn't even know that was possible.
also the year 11s once locked the geography teacher in the cupboard and i think he had a breakdown because we never seen him again. I really want to know what happened.
Another time this quite fat guy just sat down and he actually BENT the chair legs and fell off the chair. I didn't even know that was possible.
also the year 11s once locked the geography teacher in the cupboard and i think he had a breakdown because we never seen him again. I really want to know what happened.
I bet you were a kiss up in school.
Izzy Reincarnated
ボケ！！！！&#
i found a condom and some blood on the floor in the girls bathroom...
HeyPatience
Senior Member
My Senior English teacher was one of the best teachers Ive ever had. One day this happened:
Classmate: "Mrs.G are you drunk? You keep dropping things."
Teacher: "One could wish *pauses for a moment* I really wish..."
Another time same classmate asked our teacher if she was a vampire. She stared at him blankly before saying: "I might be..." and then she continued on with the lecture.
Then one morning these 2 kids who were after each other all year got into a fight in the hallway. A teacher was standing there as one got punched in the face and said "Ouch! Yeah he deserved that." before breaking up the fight.
Classmate: "Mrs.G are you drunk? You keep dropping things."
Teacher: "One could wish *pauses for a moment* I really wish..."
Another time same classmate asked our teacher if she was a vampire. She stared at him blankly before saying: "I might be..." and then she continued on with the lecture.
Then one morning these 2 kids who were after each other all year got into a fight in the hallway. A teacher was standing there as one got punched in the face and said "Ouch! Yeah he deserved that." before breaking up the fight.
Kissyme100
❀੯ू❛ัू Ż
Lol, This reminds me of one time when the power went off during a basketball game and everyone in the gym was silent, Then this one guy said in the most casual tone ever "Someone's probably getting murdered right now." and then that power came back on.
my math teacher said today we are going to mass debate and we all laughed a lot for like 5 mins it was so funny
(this was today btw)
also there is a phone in my science lab which always goes off randomly, like once a lesson and every time it goes off we r allowed a two minute disco in the middle of the room (it's a big room)
and we watch Bill nye all the time and sing the theme tune and watch YouTube on Fridays. like we watched a fat woman jump out of a plane in a bikini. I love my science teacher
(this was today btw)
also there is a phone in my science lab which always goes off randomly, like once a lesson and every time it goes off we r allowed a two minute disco in the middle of the room (it's a big room)
and we watch Bill nye all the time and sing the theme tune and watch YouTube on Fridays. like we watched a fat woman jump out of a plane in a bikini. I love my science teacher
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LOL. You clearly don't know me well enough Cory. I got into fist fights, ignored the uniform policy, and rarely did homework. I hated school. Regret not making better use of my time there or actually trying to get along with people.
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Wow, a true Scottish rebel!
ellabella12345
not-even-in-a-pickle
This is exactly me. My parents don't understand why I HATE it so much. First of all our uniform policy is also pathetic and homework is off the rails stacks of papers. I don't really get along with anyone at school... they bug me. I rather be social online with people like on here C:
I had this teacher at school that everyone made fun of because he was basically just a huge joke. I didn't learn much in his classes but he was at least entertaining! I had him for geography, religious education and as my home room teacher one year.
In geography he was giving us a lecture about how important trees are and someone was throwing their drink bottle around out of boredom. So, mid tree lecture, he stops talking to snatch the drink bottle out of the person's hands and then chucks it out the window, hitting a tree. Then he just continues like nothing even happened.
In religious education he had us design a Jesus action figure as an assignment. He actually had a Jesus action figure which he took in to show us and then while we were designing he walks up to my desk with the action figure and starts playing with it, on my desk, and making sound effects like "broom broom".
Oh and he also told our home group a story about how he was out one night, ran into a person on the street (presumably a homeless person) who seemed to "just get him". This guy apparently told him to break up with his girlfriend at the time, so he did because he believed the person he met was an angel sent from god to show him the right path.
Yeah, the guy was insane. Hahaha.
In geography he was giving us a lecture about how important trees are and someone was throwing their drink bottle around out of boredom. So, mid tree lecture, he stops talking to snatch the drink bottle out of the person's hands and then chucks it out the window, hitting a tree. Then he just continues like nothing even happened.
In religious education he had us design a Jesus action figure as an assignment. He actually had a Jesus action figure which he took in to show us and then while we were designing he walks up to my desk with the action figure and starts playing with it, on my desk, and making sound effects like "broom broom".
Oh and he also told our home group a story about how he was out one night, ran into a person on the street (presumably a homeless person) who seemed to "just get him". This guy apparently told him to break up with his girlfriend at the time, so he did because he believed the person he met was an angel sent from god to show him the right path.
Yeah, the guy was insane. Hahaha.
My math teacher is best, funny and strange.
She invented the hair trend for girls, the "Rockadoodle". You take your pony tail, put it over the top of your head and then clip it. It's, to be honest, hilarious.
She also has these little Grumpy Cat statues that whenever someone asks a dumb question ( a.k.a off topic ), she holds the one that says "NO" up.
She invented the hair trend for girls, the "Rockadoodle". You take your pony tail, put it over the top of your head and then clip it. It's, to be honest, hilarious.
She also has these little Grumpy Cat statues that whenever someone asks a dumb question ( a.k.a off topic ), she holds the one that says "NO" up.
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