Funny/Strange Things at School

[lazuli]

once in chemistry, while it was still passing period, my teacher was just outside the classroom making sure everyone was getting to their classes. once the bell rang, he came inside. one girl said ,"coach you're late you have to go to room 173!!" and he just. pauses and looks at her and says: "your FACE is late!"

and right now, this group of guys are rapping/beatboxing as i speak. or type. whatever.

do weird things like this happen at your school or is it just me.

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

My AP Gov teacher likes jumping on students' desks and making donkey noises. He gets very excited while teaching.

 

[Zanessa]

Chemistry class is the best thing ever.

In lab, I sit with 4 other people. I'll just use their initials to explain the situation.

DY: "P, all these protons - ALL THESE PROTONS - and you still can't act positive."

Next thing, same class...

BC: "Mr. M, can you go over number 2 again, please?"
Mr. M: *puts paper down and walks over it* There.

Last thing for this class, I promise.

Mr. M: MD and MM, I thought you guys hated each other, but you guys sure are talking a lot.
MD: I guess you can say we have good chemistry.

 

[Javocado]

My Biology teacher in high school used to wink at everybody when they turned in an assignment and I mean everybody.
No one was safe.
It was both funny, strange, and a bit sexy.

 

[cIementine]

Maths teacher: Ok, so perimeter is going to be represented using the big P
/numerous giggles.

Maths teacher: Right, stop laughing. Now area is going to be represented using the big A, which as far as I know, doesn't mean anything dirty minded.

/more giggles

Maths teacher: *age 64* okay so lets compare a circle to my halo 4 disc because I am a halo 4 master as you may know.


Science teacher: Adam, did you just throw this glue stick? *picks it up as he speaks*
Adam: Yes sir
Science teacher: *looks at glue stick* *throws glue stick on floor* Pick it up, Adam. Pick it up.
Adam: Yes sir.

 

[Brackets]

ahh school days..
I remember locking our religious studies teacher in the cupboard
and doing that thing when we all take it in turns to hum, so the teacher can't figure out who was doing it and would lose it
and we'd put various items of food on teachers chairs
oh we were such little ****s

 

[gpiggy2]

My English teacher calls us all slackers in a weirdly affectionate manner

 

[ShinyYoshi]

My political science professor walked up to a girl sitting in the front row and took her bag of Sour Patch Kids, asked what they were, and then proceeded to eat them. Apparently he had never had them before cause he yelled, "That's good ****!"

My political science professor is from the Middle East and makes tons of terrorist jokes cause it's okay if he does it

 

[Saylor]

I don't know how it got there but today in the cafeteria I found lingerie under the table I was sitting at.

 

[Lady Timpani]

I don't know how it got there but today in the cafeteria I found lingerie under the table I was sitting at.

Lmao. This reminded me

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

of the time I found a used tampon on the ground really close to the school entrance when I was walking in. Somebody also apparently found a condom (probably used) on the floor at homecoming.

...Which reminds me of how we would always find used condoms on the track during gym in middle school.

 

[Saylor]

Lmao. This reminded me

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

of the time I found a used tampon on the ground really close to the school entrance when I was walking in. Somebody also apparently found a condom (probably used) on the floor at homecoming.

...Which reminds me of how we would always find used condoms on the track during gym in middle school.

Spoiler: also possibly NSFW

Omg that's gross but it's like last year when group of boys in my old school found a condom in one of the restroom sinks, and for some reason they decided to blow it up like a balloon and threw it around the cafeteria for the period haha.

 

[Puffy]

It was drama class and my teacher was playing charades with a yardstick

so she was trying to show she was using a pogo stick but she broke the yardstick on accident

 

[SteveyTaco]

A girl came up to me and asked me out. Weird right?

 

[FireNinja1]

We had a substitute teacher that fell asleep playing solitaire.

 

[Manzanas]

once in chemistry, while it was still passing period, my teacher was just outside the classroom making sure everyone was getting to their classes. once the bell rang, he came inside. one girl said ,"coach you're late you have to go to room 173!!" and he just. pauses and looks at her and says: "your FACE is late!"

Did the coach said this in a playful or in a hostile manner? What did the girl said after receiving that answer? The girl who said that your teacher was late and had to go to room 173 was from your class? Why did she tell him that when he was supposed to teach chemistry in your classroom?

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Funny: I found $20 on the ground at school, at first I was like "Ehh, I don't want to steal, the person will get it later." But then I was like "**** that, you don't find $20 everyday, who cares (my name) just take it." Then I walked back and looked around and took it. Also, water spilled out of my water bottle and the bell rang, so instead of telling someone, I just walked out.

Strange:

Spoiler: strange, don't look

I once found a pad in the boy's restroom during Middle School. It was in the toilet, a long with lots and lots of toilet paper....

I also once found a condom by one of our cafeterias. It was Trojan.

We had an earthquake drill, we rarely get earthquake where I live, and our desks are the worst place to hide during an earthquake. If something heavy falls on it, the desk will fall forward and kill you. We have these kind of desks:
http://robertwechsler.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/conjoined.jpg

 

[Chris]

I've been through four years of college on top of high school, so I've had crazy moments. Like getting drunk with my radio lecturer, or sitting in a teacher's hotel room in a foreign country while she's on the verge of a breakdown. These are under strange category, not funny, before anyone considered me heartless. I really bonded with some people who taught me. Another lecturer gave me golden relationship advice and I wish I'd listened at the time! Another teacher helped me through an abusive relationship.

As for high school itself, I got on with quite a few of my teachers and had interesting moments. One gave me an Easter egg for being his only manageable student in a class that physically brought him to tears on a weekly basis. Another gave me rat food - which looked weird to everyone else, but we had a connection so yeah it made sense. He was my favourite teacher in school, actually!

 

[ShinyYoshi]

I just remembered I had a substitute teacher that had lost one of her hands. I don't remember why, but she insisted on pointing to kids in class with her hand-less arm. (I don't want to call it a "nub", but that's basically what it was)
She told us that if we all got a 85% passing rate or higher on our next test she was going to come back and bring us pizza. We surpassed the percentage and she never came back with pizza ):

 

[Hamusuta]

One time in Physics my friend was trolling my teacher by running up and down the classroom and the task that we were supposed to be doing was cutting out some stuff and sticking it in the correct box to where it matches and this guy had gotten the bits of paper all over the floor so my teacher (who was already mad at my friend for running around her) saw the paper on the floor and she screamed "whO THE HELL HAS LEFT ALL THESE BLOODY BITS OF PAPER ALL OVER THE FLOOR FOR GODS SAKE IM NOT YOUR CLEANER!" then my friend ran over to the teacher and started dancing in front of her. My teacher ignored him and bent down to pick up the pieces of paper that were under a table when she came back up she smacked her head off of the table REALLY hard and then everyone started laughing and she stood up and screamed "****". My friend then went "OMMMMmmmmm YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SWEAR IN SCHOOL" and she just stared at him and then shouted "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLASSROOM NOW". Meanwhile im in the corner crying of laughter. Yeah i know the teacher could of hurt herself, but its just the way my friend was p*ssing her off it was hilarious.

 

[unravel]

One of my batchmates use balloon for big boobs and butt and act as Nicki Minaj