Funniest line that your villager ever said?

[Pixelorez]

What is the funniest thing, that any of your villagers ever said to you.
Curt: Heh heh! Forgetting about a gift is like forgetting to breathe!
My reply: Well, then I'm already dead.

 

[Joonbug]

Because of an accidental, but appreciated, change to Marshal's catch phrase, he ended up saying to Kid Cat: "Love is a game you should try sometime, Cutie" And I died.

It was also just funny when marshal freaked out because I heard him call love a game. Those smugs man.

 

[Fjoora]

Oh man.
My villagers say such obscene things, I had better not say.
I like to make them say something, that when paired with their usual dialog, makes something hilarious as a finished product.
I also make them say the usual, "honey, baby, sweetie, darling" because I love super polite/sweet villagers, what can I say?

 

[LilD]

Stitches actually told me today he has a special net with a pocket in it.

 

[ThomasNLD]

I had to laugh when Simon told me he was digging a secret tunnel to my house.

 

[sibe]

it's been an age but i still laugh every time i see it

 

[Bunnii]

This happened ages ago but I still have the screenshot

Keaton: I often read my favorite book right before a music concert starts. I must've read it 69 times at least

 

[1980 Something Spaceguy]

Eugene pinged me just to tell me about a sasquatch that was best friends with his uncle, then sings "tra la la" after telling me he felt like singing.

 

[dreamysnowx]

 

[Amykins]

Punchy told me he was terrified of spiders...then asked me to catch one for him. *boggle*

 

[Chime]

 

[KatTayle]

When Bob asked me to visit his house, he asked me to lead because he "doesn't know how to get home from here". We were standing right in front of his house.

 

[jekojiru]

 

[ladylotte]

Pate told me that she doesn't actually know how to play the cello in her house, she just wants everyone to think she does.

 

[Chime]

why is this so funny?

 

[kasane]

When Zucker came to my house and I led him to a room. He said,
"Oh this must be your lady cave!".
ಠ_ಠ

 

[jekojiru]

why is this so funny?

 

[iamnothyper]

Stitches told me to get Coco for him and I did.
It turns out he called her over so she'd clean his house for him......

.____. this guy, really

 

[Ami Mercury]

Anytime Ribbot talks about his muscles. It's so funny!

 

[Jacob4]

dnt cri jeremiah

noh

stahp