free candy van

[Shellzilla_515]

Is this van going to nowhere or what?

 

[Seastar]

Is this van going to nowhere or what?

I have no idea.

 

[Shellzilla_515]

It’ll probably illegally cross a country border. Good luck not getting caught.

 

[Treeleaf]

Is this van going to nowhere or what?

It's not going anywhere for a while.

 

[Seastar]

Well, it's not my van.

 

[Clock]

I don’t know.

 

[Seastar]

I guess the van goes nowhere.

 

[spawnpoint]

I thought we were going to every walmart in th country

 

[Seastar]

What happened?

 

[moonolotl]

why does the candy taste like soap

 

[Seastar]

why does the candy taste like soap

Oh? I knew she couldn't be trusted.

 

[Clock]

Well sometimes...Most of the candy I got was the real ones, I just avoided the suspicious ones...

 

[moonolotl]

the suspicious ones were the most colourful though
now my mouth just tastes of soap

 

[Seastar]

I still refuse to eat any of the candy. Wait, but I'm starving... uh... I'll be back.

 

[Treeleaf]

What kind of 'treats' are they?

 

[seularin]

yall overthink

 

[moonolotl]

im not overthinking, my tongue is 99% free of germs

 

[Treeleaf]

It's not candy

 

[Seastar]

I believe Catbug ferret mom

 

[moonolotl]

smell my tongue, it smells like a hospital. Solid proof that this candy is actually just antibacterial soap in disguise