explain it like i'm 5

[Linksonic1]

Because his parents used and abused him so he has no other outlet of his sadness and can never see the world good again.

Why do we need clothes?

 

[Aquari]

so we don't get cold

what is sugar made of?

 

[N a t]

Everything nice.

Why do grown ups like coffee?

 

[Aquari]

Because they have no soul (even though i love it)

why do plants have leaves?

 

[Dim]

Because it makes them look purrty!

Why do people have toes?

 

[Aquari]

For balance, or something like that.

what is color?

 

[Espurr]

Color is what makes everything pretty.

What is love?

 

[AnimalCrossingPerson]

Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.

Can I meet the actors in The Wizard of Oz (1939)?

 

[Xandra]

They're probably dead...

Why are things so expensive?

 

[AngelBunny]

because the people that run the town want your money

where does meat come from?

 

[LittleMissPanda]

Meat comes from cows.

Why do we experience R.E.M. sleep?

 

[carp]

cause ur eyes dancin'

why are dogs not blue

 

[AnimalCrossingPerson]

If doggos were blue, they may hide in the sea and spook sharks.

How can I overcome my fear of the guy who dresses up as Mario and lingers near the school every day?

 

[Torterraxe]

Do not talk to the Mario-man. He could be dangerous. When you are around him, you should bring your friends with you to help you feel better.

(im very bad at speaking to children, i just speak to them almost like they are adults)

Why do cats purr?

 

[Bcat]

because they like you!

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

 

[Brookie]

Because smell means two different things!

Why do girls get upset if you see them in undergarments but not a bikini?

 

[Bcat]

because when girls wear a bikini they want to be seen. When you see them in their underwear you usually catch them by surprise and they don't want to be seen.

- - - Post Merge - - -

why don't dogs and cats like each other?

 

[Brookie]

Because they are forced to interact with each other, and dogs are more "aggressive".

Why are you expected to offer guests things when they are at your house?

 

[BambieTheMayor]

Because it's a nice thing to do.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[gravitycrossing]

because i painted it for you

why do we have to sleep?