McIntosh, better known as "that red-orange apple," is a bitter fruit that is mostly used in ciders, and sometimes candy. Also makes very good pie when combined with certain spices.
<small>A very delicious apple, waiting for the moment when it will become delicious pie. </small>
These apples fear people, and will usually choose to hide in high up places to avoid detection, usually in the fall so they blend in with the bright red colors of trees shedding their leaves that have just been around for
far too long and just need to go before they feel compelled to mooch off momma tree for the rest of their lives.
<small>Find that apple. I dare you. </small>
Now a personal defense mechanism of this apple, is to use the commonly mistaken name for a personal electronic of the same type. Namely, the Macintosh. The Macintosh is a fickle beast, made of glass and highly radioactive aluminum. This device uses camouflage by hiding under a thick layer of fingerprints to avoid detection.
<small>Find me now, *censored.4.0*. </small>
Unfortunately for the helpless electronic however, it still dons a signature apple on the back of its screen, which gives its identity right away, especially when on and this apple glows white. The only choice the Macintosh has at this point is to make a leap of faith off of the nearest high-drop into a hard-surfaced oblivion, to hide the shame of its shattered soul.
<small>This is a dent of SHAME.</small>
As you can clearly see, apples are not made of glass.
Most of them anyway, and a simple drop will do little more than bruise the otherwise beautiful exterior before it loves a long life of growing old and kicking seedlings off its lawn while it waves around a stem.
In short, McIntosh apples are superior.
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