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Cameron Diaz is a dumb lady X] She can't act her way out of a log!
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I will have you know that when i was but a wee lad i was born INTO A LOG. and dammit i acted my way all the way to Hong Kong with nothing but my pipe and hat.
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Into a log huh? Explains it, your body is round and un-appealing, I wouldn't touch it with a 70 foot pole. Maybe a 74 foot pole, but that is only a rainy day.
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PSH! PSH! I WOULDNT WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME WITH ANY LENGTH OF POLE! I am a nobEHL prize winner.
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Don't you mean No-Bell? Jeez Cameron, that log didn't teach you anything!
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That log loved me like a father!=[
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.. I sexed your log last night.
The Sign Painter
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You are both ugly.
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Well now we have something in common! I sexed YOUR log last night. Only on wednesdays am i a strong woman of celery.
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Oh yes, you're celery alright. I can peel your layers right off your head! They're green and go fantastic with ranch dressing!
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I use ranch dressing in my beauty regimen. I bathe in it for hours on end.
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