DREW BARRYMORE IS AWESOME

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Cameron Diaz is a dumb lady X] She can't act her way out of a log!
 
I will have you know that when i was but a wee lad i was born INTO A LOG. and dammit i acted my way all the way to Hong Kong with nothing but my pipe and hat.
 
Into a log huh? Explains it, your body is round and un-appealing, I wouldn't touch it with a 70 foot pole. Maybe a 74 foot pole, but that is only a rainy day.
 
PSH! PSH! I WOULDNT WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME WITH ANY LENGTH OF POLE! I am a nobEHL prize winner.
 
Don't you mean No-Bell? Jeez Cameron, that log didn't teach you anything!
 
Well now we have something in common! I sexed YOUR log last night. Only on wednesdays am i a strong woman of celery.
 
Oh yes, you're celery alright. I can peel your layers right off your head! They're green and go fantastic with ranch dressing!
 
I use ranch dressing in my beauty regimen. I bathe in it for hours on end.
 
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