Everyone is weird, yes, but I`m like topnotch weird.
Like upperweird class. Ask all my nonexistent friends.
Some people are just more weird then others. Otherwise their wouldn`t be the distinction of "normal" people I guess, right?
Normal people are just enough not weird to fall under normal. But they aren`t. They are weird.
In a book I read about how a king was accused of being crazy, after all the townsfolk drank some crazywater from a well. The king wasn`t crazy, all the others were. So in order to proof he wasn`t weird, he drank the crazywater as well. Obviously, when he started acting as goofy as the rest, he was considered normal again.
Thats how I explain the success of Apple, Justin Bieber and Dr Phil.
