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[Elyse]

LAA LAA LAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

OH WOW, HOW DID THAT ]Alice says hi. And Squall's kitty boyfriend says hi too.

Squall is pawing at the screen. I think he's trying to get to his gay kitty boyfriend. And Alice is only saying hi b/c she wants something from me. I know her. She's secretly PLOTTING.

She wants to EAT YOUR SOULLLLLLLL
or just your available food.

Silly, all souls are seen as available food by Alice

 

[Miranda]

LAA LAA LAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

OH WOW, HOW DID THAT ]Alice says hi. And Squall's kitty boyfriend says hi too.

Squall is pawing at the screen. I think he's trying to get to his gay kitty boyfriend. And Alice is only saying hi b/c she wants something from me. I know her. She's secretly PLOTTING.

She wants to EAT YOUR SOULLLLLLLL
or just your available food.

Silly, all souls are seen as available food by Alice

YOU'RE COMING THROUGH MY TV!!!!!!!!

 

[Elyse]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

Squall is pawing at the screen. I think he's trying to get to his gay kitty boyfriend. And Alice is only saying hi b/c she wants something from me. I know her. She's secretly PLOTTING.

She wants to EAT YOUR SOULLLLLLLL
or just your available food.

Silly, all souls are seen as available food by Alice

YOU'RE COMING THROUGH MY TV!!!!!!!!

MIRANDA, THIS IS GOD TALKING. COMMUNICATING THROUGH YOUR TV. BECAUSE YOU SPEND APPROX. 100 MILLION MORE TIMES THINKING ABOUT WHATS ON IT THAN YOU DO THINKING ABOUT ME. I FIGURED IF I TRIED THIS, YOU MIGHT PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

 

[Miranda]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

She wants to EAT YOUR SOULLLLLLLL
or just your available food.

Silly, all souls are seen as available food by Alice

YOU'RE COMING THROUGH MY TV!!!!!!!!

MIRANDA, THIS IS GOD TALKING. COMMUNICATING THROUGH YOUR TV. BECAUSE YOU SPEND APPROX. 100 MILLION MORE TIMES THINKING ABOUT WHATS ON IT THAN YOU DO THINKING ABOUT ME. I FIGURED IF I TRIED THIS, YOU MIGHT PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Oh...so true. You caught me.

 

[Elyse]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

Silly, all souls are seen as available food by Alice

YOU'RE COMING THROUGH MY TV!!!!!!!!

MIRANDA, THIS IS GOD TALKING. COMMUNICATING THROUGH YOUR TV. BECAUSE YOU SPEND APPROX. 100 MILLION MORE TIMES THINKING ABOUT WHATS ON IT THAN YOU DO THINKING ABOUT ME. I FIGURED IF I TRIED THIS, YOU MIGHT PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Oh...so true. You caught me.

WIN.

Also, my phone > your phone

DON'T KILL ME!

 

[Miranda]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

YOU'RE COMING THROUGH MY TV!!!!!!!!

MIRANDA, THIS IS GOD TALKING. COMMUNICATING THROUGH YOUR TV. BECAUSE YOU SPEND APPROX. 100 MILLION MORE TIMES THINKING ABOUT WHATS ON IT THAN YOU DO THINKING ABOUT ME. I FIGURED IF I TRIED THIS, YOU MIGHT PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Oh...so true. You caught me.

WIN.

Also, my phone > your phone

DON'T KILL ME!

Why I'd never kill you <small><small><small>I'd lock you in a room with Hope.</small></small></small>

 

[Elyse]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEKdvqVDKEc

MIRANDA, THIS IS GOD TALKING. COMMUNICATING THROUGH YOUR TV. BECAUSE YOU SPEND APPROX. 100 MILLION MORE TIMES THINKING ABOUT WHATS ON IT THAN YOU DO THINKING ABOUT ME. I FIGURED IF I TRIED THIS, YOU MIGHT PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Oh...so true. You caught me.

WIN.

Also, my phone > your phone

DON'T KILL ME!

Why I'd never kill you <small><small><small>I'd lock you in a room with Hope.</small></small></small>

OM*G FATE WORSE THAN DEATH D=

 

[Miranda]

Is it sad I'm really excited he's coming home for the sheer fact I am getting a new phone?

 

[Elyse]

Is it sad I'm really excited he's coming home for the sheer fact I am getting a new phone?

No, because your hate of your phone is so deep you literally tried to DROWN it, so it's making perfect sense to me! Its okay, I'll keep your secret <3 As long as you keep being my strategy guide for FFXIII...

 

[Miranda]

Is it sad I'm really excited he's coming home for the sheer fact I am getting a new phone?

No, because your hate of your phone is so deep you literally tried to DROWN it, so it's making perfect sense to me! Its okay, I'll keep your secret <3 As long as you keep being my strategy guide for FFXIII...

Okay, just don't tell Andy I'm only pretending to be happy I'm seeing him, just to get a new phone! =D
And yes, I'll still be your strategy guide. <3

oh you're coming through the tv again.

 

[Elyse]

Is it sad I'm really excited he's coming home for the sheer fact I am getting a new phone?

No, because your hate of your phone is so deep you literally tried to DROWN it, so it's making perfect sense to me! Its okay, I'll keep your secret <3 As long as you keep being my strategy guide for FFXIII...

Okay, just don't tell Andy I'm only pretending to be happy I'm seeing him, just to get a new phone! =D
And yes, I'll still be your strategy guide. <3

oh you're coming through the tv again.

My lips are sealed bb! I won't even mention how excited you are for his promotion your new house <3

...God keeps trying to hijack our XBox party. Fathereffer.

 

[Miranda]

Is it sad I'm really excited he's coming home for the sheer fact I am getting a new phone?

No, because your hate of your phone is so deep you literally tried to DROWN it, so it's making perfect sense to me! Its okay, I'll keep your secret <3 As long as you keep being my strategy guide for FFXIII...

Okay, just don't tell Andy I'm only pretending to be happy I'm seeing him, just to get a new phone! =D
And yes, I'll still be your strategy guide. <3

oh you're coming through the tv again.

My lips are sealed bb! I won't even mention how excited you are for his promotion your new house <3

...God keeps trying to hijack our XBox party. Fathereffer.

Heh...he still doesn't know I bought this house XDDD .

 

[Elyse]

Is it sad I'm really excited he's coming home for the sheer fact I am getting a new phone?

No, because your hate of your phone is so deep you literally tried to DROWN it, so it's making perfect sense to me! Its okay, I'll keep your secret <3 As long as you keep being my strategy guide for FFXIII...

Okay, just don't tell Andy I'm only pretending to be happy I'm seeing him, just to get a new phone! =D
And yes, I'll still be your strategy guide. <3

oh you're coming through the tv again.

My lips are sealed bb! I won't even mention how excited you are for his promotion your new house <3

...God keeps trying to hijack our XBox party. Fathereffer.

Heh...he still doesn't know I bought this house XDDD .

"OH HAI THERE HUSBAND. WHAT? WHERE IS THIS EXTRA MONEY COMING FROM? I HAVE NO IDEA! ITS NOT LIKE I'M RENTING OUT A HOUSE OR ANYTHING..."

 

[Miranda]

Andy has blonde hair and wears a pretty yellow dress.

 

[Elyse]

Andy has blonde hair and wears a pretty yellow dress.

Also, Andy is no longer to be called Andy. He must now be referred to as "Mirlys". MAKE IT SO.