Cure for the living impaired!

[Thunder]

So let's say you got stuck in a zombie apocalypse, whether you're a gruff old war veteran, a gardener, or maybe a psychotic German doctor.

What's your first choice of defense?

 

[Serk102]

A gun?

 

[Mino]

Plants, of course.

 

[Jeremy]

Have fun reloading, shotgun people. I chose machine gun.

 

[Brad]

Walmart.

 

[Numner]

Pistol.

But oh well, don't mind me. Apparently I'm too unimportant for you.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

These options all blow- a katana is the best option.

 

[Liv]

defense? I'll just use a billion human shields.

if you live in or near my area, and there is a Zombie apocalypse, you might want to run before I use you at as a shield, JUST SAYIN.

 

[Jeremy]

These options all blow- a katana is the best option.

What if you get it stuck in a zombie spine? Then another comes up behind you and... etc...

 

[Fabioisonfire]

What if you get it stuck in a zombie spine? Then another comes up behind you and... etc...

Hah! Like that would ever happen. I would be much too strong. I would also always have an emergency pistol/hatchet on me, but this only allows for a single weapon. A katana is ammoless, light, durable, deadly.

 

[Mino]

Have fun reloading, shotgun people. I chose machine gun.

The sun reloads your plants for you. Suck it!

 

[Fabioisonfire]

The sun reloads your plants for you. Suck it!

But you need to click on that **** first, son.

 

[Mino]

defense? I'll just use a billion human shields.

if you live in or near my area, and there is a Zombie apocalypse, you might want to run before I use you at as a shield, JUST SAYIN.

Human shields have this habit of becoming just another zombie trying to eat your brains.

 

[Mino]

But you need to click on that **** first, son.

I don't actually know what we're talking about!

 

[Serk102]

Hah! Like that would ever happen. I would be much too strong. I would also always have an emergency pistol/hatchet on me, but this only allows for a single weapon. A katana is ammoless, light, durable, deadly.

That is much too risky, the likelihood of you getting infected is very high, considering they're going to be pretty close to you, and there guts are going to be flying all around.

Honestly though, I think if we could make a automatic rapid fire railgun that would be the best bet. Sadly I don't think we've come quite that far yet.

 

[Cottonball]

Chainsaw.

If it runs out of gas its still a weapon because its sharp.

/thinking ahead.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Have fun reloading, shotgun people. I chose machine gun.

<implying a machine gun is better at reloading. m60 lawls

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Chainsaw.

If it runs out of gas its still a weapon because its sharp.

/thinking ahead.

Who are you, Lou Farigno? That thing weighs like 70 pounds, and it won't be cutting **** unless you have the force of a Hulk.

 

[[Nook]]

Plants.

GO PIRANHAS

 

[Cottonball]

Who are you, Lou Farigno? That thing weighs like 70 pounds, and it won't be cutting **** unless you have the force of a Hulk.

Not that heavy..