Create your own Bug and Fish Puns

[satellitestorm]

As the title says, post your own Bug and Fish puns here. The bugs and fish must come from the Animal Crossing universe, of course.

Example:
I caught a Sea Bass!
It's a busy bass!

(It's ABC bass!)

 

[Prof Gallows]

You caught a crawfish!
I could have swore it was swimming!

 

[ACCFSuperstar]

I got a Ocean Sunfish
not a shark ?!

 

[Blues]

I caught a ray! I wonder if I'll get a tan...

 

[chiza]

I caught a pop-eyed goldfish! I wonder what would happen if I fed it spinach.....

 

[keybug55]

I caught a jellyfish!

I shall name him squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my squishy!

 

[oath2order]

I caught a Sawshark!
Is it time for redemption?


(Shawshank Redemption)

 

[MadCake]

I caught.. Pascal?!
OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENN- I MEAN PASCAL!

 

[chillv]

I caught a saw stag,

It almost cut down the tree!

(lol, that is lame)

I caught a flea,

I wonder why it can't be found in the flea market

(Really? Is this the best I can do?)

I caught a whale shark,

let me guess, your mom is a whale and your dad is a shark.

(Why can't I come up with any good jokes!)

I caught a gaint isopod,

More like a gaint sea roach!

(okay, now that one is kind of funny)

 

[brownboy102]

OHMAHGAWD

I caught a golden stag!

Not very golden, if you ask me..

 

[Vizionari]

I caught a mole cricket!

Doesn't look like Resetti...

 

[Leela]

I caught an octopus!

Marina? Is that you?

 

[RainbowCherry]

I caught golden stag! Looks like this was.. *character puts on sunglasses* A Golden moment. (Next 100 boxes of text is just him screaming Yeaaaah!)

I caught a tarantula.. Whew.. its kinda fast.. maybe I should use some tar.. (hehe y'know.. to slow it down?

I caught a tarantula.. WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! BURN IT!!

I caught a goldfish! Im rich! Rich I tell you! Riiiiich!

I caught a Sea bass.. Whats this? It has no strings! (Bass guitar? Yaaay...)