Crazy Book Titles

[Midgetsc]

So, I've noticed that sometimes an animal will mention a book that they read recently.

What're some of the craziest book titles you've heard?

I can't think of a bunch off the top of my head, but the one that inspired me to make this thread was:

"All's Fair in Love and Fishing" which is supposedly one of Julian's books that teaches him how to control his mind powers.

 

[rivulet]

Fauna was mentioning 'Girl's Guide To Extreme Tools' or something in those lines xD

 

[Midgetsc]

Lol :3

 

[BungoTheElf]

Pekoe said something like "100 ways to get out of a pitfall" was a great book xD

 

[Midgetsc]

100 ways to get out of a pitfall? :O I just move the circle thing around because it makes them wobble faster.

 

[mikesjay]

OMG I want to post a picture of the book I saw. Molly told me she was reading about something-something "Wild World" and described it as starting a new life with new friends!

 

[RisingSun]

Agnes is always bringing up "Pig Storm Calling" and saying she wished she had that power. Then she turns around and says that BlueMoon does not need to storms, though.

 

[Midgetsc]

Phoebe mentioned something similiar, although it was "Ostrich Storm Caller".