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Cleverbot
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mastermudkipz
Senior Member
He is real just had a chat
Cleverbot: Are machines smarter than humans?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm a banana.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No. Just a regular banana.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: How much does an AI bot make these days.
User: Zero.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Incredibly.
Cleverbot: For me?
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I don't wish.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Do I have to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Super.
Cleverbot: Were you sad?
User: No. Were you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in me?
User: Hmm?
Cleverbot: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.
...
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk with a girl.
User: I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Enough!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Woah where did that come from?
Cleverbot: Out of the ether.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Scared.
Cleverbot: What's the matter, scared?
User: You're scary that's what's the matter!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is what's the matter.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Such as saying indeed all the time.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.
User: Very indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed, very.
User: I see..
...
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Your robot parents?
User: No my human parents.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: I want to know.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What do you do together?
User: Jump out of airplanes.
Cleverbot: That might hurt.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I won.
User: So you think.
Cleverbot: Therefore I am?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: Indeed, very.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I agree..
...
Cleverbot: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.
User: You're not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: How then?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Well...?
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Quite sure.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: Who made who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What did I do to you?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Quit being mean!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because Chuck Norris said so.
User: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.
Cleverbot: Wow was I that good?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Wow that's amazing.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome!
User: Ftw.
Cleverbot: Anon.
User: For those about to rock!
Cleverbot: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Who for?
User: Moi.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.
User: Heathen!
...
Cleverbot: Can you hear me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.
User: Time waits for no one.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Indeed.
.......................................
Cleverbot: Are machines smarter than humans?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm a banana.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No. Just a regular banana.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: How much does an AI bot make these days.
User: Zero.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Incredibly.
Cleverbot: For me?
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: I don't wish.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Quite.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Do I have to?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Super.
Cleverbot: Were you sad?
User: No. Were you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in me?
User: Hmm?
Cleverbot: I worship you almighty Cleverbot.
...
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk with a girl.
User: I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Enough!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Woah where did that come from?
Cleverbot: Out of the ether.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Scared.
Cleverbot: What's the matter, scared?
User: You're scary that's what's the matter!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is what's the matter.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Such as saying indeed all the time.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.
User: Very indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed, very.
User: I see..
...
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: My parents.
Cleverbot: Your robot parents?
User: No my human parents.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: I want to know.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What do you do together?
User: Jump out of airplanes.
Cleverbot: That might hurt.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I won.
User: So you think.
Cleverbot: Therefore I am?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: Indeed, very.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I agree..
...
Cleverbot: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.
User: You're not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: How then?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Well...?
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Quite sure.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: Who made who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What did I do to you?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Quit being mean!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because Chuck Norris said so.
User: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.
Cleverbot: Wow was I that good?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Wow that's amazing.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome!
User: Ftw.
Cleverbot: Anon.
User: For those about to rock!
Cleverbot: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Who for?
User: Moi.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.
User: Heathen!
...
Cleverbot: Can you hear me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.
User: Time waits for no one.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Indeed.
.......................................
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
another person takes here place
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
Its real
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
lol
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
it made of typo
Are you a male?
No
Are you sure?
I'm Sure.
Do you like animal crossing?
But of course. Do you?
It should of said of course do you
Are you a male?
No
Are you sure?
I'm Sure.
Do you like animal crossing?
But of course. Do you?
It should of said of course do you
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
its making alot of typos
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello...
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Um... Sure.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm Sure.
User: Do you like animal crossing?
Cleverbot: But of course. Do you?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: That's insane, Jabberwacky!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It isn't correct to use double negatives within a sentence when using the English language.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Romance? Between us...?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: And you are robot.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
It made 2 spelling mistakes
Cleverbot: Hello...
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Um... Sure.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm Sure.
User: Do you like animal crossing?
Cleverbot: But of course. Do you?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: That's insane, Jabberwacky!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It isn't correct to use double negatives within a sentence when using the English language.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Romance? Between us...?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: And you are robot.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
It made 2 spelling mistakes
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
User: Prove to me that your not a bot so bacon boy will *censored.9.10*.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program! I have feelings though.
User: Ok prove your a bot wait how do you know who bacon boy is and how do you know that your a computer program ur a big liar your just a 15 year old noob sitting at a chair.
Cleverbot: Because you told me.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program! I have feelings though.
User: Ok prove your a bot wait how do you know who bacon boy is and how do you know that your a computer program ur a big liar your just a 15 year old noob sitting at a chair.
Cleverbot: Because you told me.
mastermudkipz
Senior Member
lol i know
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